Ah yes, the word hello. That means this paragraph is going to be nice, because only nice paragraphs start with nice phrases.
Well, I have enough of a brain to know when to use a period and when to use a question mark?
Well of course you didn't think so, in fact you didn't think period.
50? Really? By any chance could you point me to all 50 of these times?
Well, I was the king of all newbies, back when I was a newbie.*****
I know I can take over. I just choose not to.
*****slight exaggeration
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic