KATMANDU, Nepal (AP) - Crown Prince Dipendra, on life support from self-inflicted wounds, was named Nepal's king Saturday after fatally shooting his monarch father and seven other members of the royal family, government and military sources said.

Following his sterling example, I'm going to kill off every able-bodied citizen that stands between me and the presidency of the US.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Damn, and here's poor old me with my razor and shaving gel, hoping that LadyJ would be kind enough to let me shave her...

Another twenty-four hours and I will get the ball rolling. Oh, and once this serial is done, I have a new idea along the same lines - sitcom! It was going to be a contest idea, but that would require me to win again... HA! Anyway, first person makes up a cast of characters, and everyone takes turns to write an "episode" (strip).

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I'm going to start my own brewery and turn out ultra-super-duper-microbrews. The batches will be so small as to turn out only one bottle at a time. And I'll sell them to silly rich people for $10,000 a pop.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

All I can say is: Carrot Top cameo.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You have no idea how much this scares me.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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KATMANDU, Nepal (AP) - Crown Prince Dipendra, on life support from self-inflicted wounds, was named Nepal's king Saturday after fatally shooting his monarch father and seven other members of the royal family, government and military sources said.

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You have no idea how much this scares me.

Hehe. By the way, that shirt you're wearing doesn't really go with those pants.

PS - God says to stop jacking off so much.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Sillier than you think, for it will be beer, not pop.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

and the winner of the "I NEED to go outside" contest:
gabe_billings

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I realise that this has nothing to do with this thread, but I did a small series that's about some of the stuff I've seen working with bar bands, (part of what I do), and I was interested in comics about other people's professions.

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I've never seen Maura2 more aptly used. Of course I'm also tightly insloxicated.

[Click to view comic: 'Bosses']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

The order of submission for the new comic serial will be:

01 - DexX
02 - Gabe
03 - Wirthling
04 - jhoncasey
05 - LadyJ
06 - fishoutofbeer
07 - kaufman
08 - Scyess
09 - ObiJo
10 - boorite
11 - Big Evil Dan
12 - bunnerabb
13 - evil_d
14 - misterq
15 - Descolada

If anybody not on the list wants to join in, take a number and announce yourself as being added to the list.

I will post the first strip as soon as I get a decent idea...

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Dope, Obi....

Anybody want to kick into the strips that are about the hell in which you have to hoe your row?

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

What ever happened to this idea. I like this one to and as far as I can tell it never happened. Well I wanna be 16 so I can finish it up if it ever starts again.

Did I miss the part about an age requirement on this thing?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I meant I want to be the 16th person in line since there are 15 before me.

I reccomend reading bunner's bar series. I *really* liked part 3 and part 7... (part 3 was posted already, though.)

BACK for VAC! Anyone mind if I bring up the rear?

What?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet