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PS - You're all invited to a barbeque at my house Saturday at 4 o'clock. We'll be playing some special games so if you could shave all your body hair off and bring 100 gallons of warm goo it would greatly facilitate things. Also, if anyone has a bone saw or extra skulljacks it would speed things up.
Uh, an invitation usually has an address and phone number on it.
Here, I've gone and shaved off all my body hair and have the goo warmer going, and I don't even know if I live close enough to make it.
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I am a delicate fucking flower.
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