I'm gonna try really hard, but I'm color blind. If there's a microscopic piece of something green in my comic that I can't see I'm gonna be cheesed off.

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Backgrounds that contain green:
diesel1
odd1 (I guess that's green...)
wall1
mountains1
trees1
airplane1 (the half-guy on the left)
bunker1
apocalypse1
graveyard1
spaceship1
hell (the clouds at the top)
grassy
field
ambulance1
ambulance2
desert2
desert3
police
valley
whitehouse
bushes
bushes2

Characters that contain green:
asiangirl1
asiangirl2
clown
dogonaball
maura (now that's crippling)
wiguhooker
dragon
grey2 (parts of the gun)
cthulu
gabe_kovacs

No props contain green. There were a couple of other places where you might have made an argument for something containing green, but I didn't like your argument. So this is my list.

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You rule. But as long as I've got the ex. dog stick figures and the first three backgrounds I could probably make about 75% of my comics to date.

So I guess not using green isn't too restrictive.

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Narf.

If there's any green in this, it's evil_d's fault. He probably told me incorrect things on purpose 'cause I dissed him in the last contest.

If It's Scottish It's Crap! by gabe_billings 6-14-01

Obi, me boy, you'd best get your Tam o' Shanter on. We don't want to be late for the Scottish Games! Yeah, I was gonna talk to you about that. I think I'll pass this year, on account of the Scottish games are pretty gay. Son, you're breakin' my heart. These are our ancestors you're talking about. We're of the line of Robert the Bruce. Royal blood flows through our veins! You want me to go watch a bunch of big, hairy, sweaty men in skirts and no underwear tossing around giant wooden phallic symbols. You'll miss the sheep wrestling, the dirt stacking competition and the bog-twaddling. And a certain someone I know won't be gettin' haggis on a stick. Yeah. I'll be at the mall.

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Don't ask me what bog-twaddling is. I have no idea. But I can guarantee that if it was real, Scottish people would probably do it.

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Big Evil Dave - hands down!

Oh... I need to wait for his? Well, okay but it seems like a formality. Fine. Let me hold off on that vote for a while.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Big Evil Dan, you mean? :)

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My Bad by Spankling 6-14-01

Watch out for him folks! He's big! He's evil! He's Big Evil Dave! DAN! Big Evil Dan you nimrod! That's what I said. *gnashing of teeth* *mutter* idiot pervert *snarl* no wonder he got stomped!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

i feel so evil for making that rule now!

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Oddly enough, I'm colour blind too.

I have to go to work now, so don't expect a comic until this evening.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Are you Canadian or British too, or do you just like to pepper your speech with superfluous u's?

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hey im british, english to be precise

although im more proud of my very dilluted viking heritage

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Big Evil Dan is Canadian.

HaHa!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Rough paraphrasing from one episode of the old BBC radio comedy The Goon Show (I think this was from The Man Who Never Was, but don't quote me on that)...

Seagoon: I don't think this gentleman is quite-
Eccles: Gentleman? . . . Gentleman? . . . You be careful what you call me!

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quote:

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Seagoon: I don't think this gentleman is quite-
Eccles: Gentleman? . . . Gentleman? . . . You be careful what you call me!

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I hope my round of the tournament won't happen over the weekend while I'll be away for a wedding... I'm leaving Saturday morning and coming back late Sunday Central US time.

I hope my round starts before that or after that or leeway is given to me. That's what I hope.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Pshaw. Obviously someone doesn't take comic-making seriously enough. Or you'd have a Palm Pilot with a wireless internet connection so that you could make comics anywhere.

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Skaggmeister... Why don't you start the next round ASAP?

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i think there is still 3 minutes until you win gabe

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06/14/01 19:05:00

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06/16/01 07:05:00

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I meant start LadyJ's round so she can comic before she leaves, since the outcome of this round doesn't matter 'till all 4 1st rounds have completed.

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Comic Cup I: It's not easy seein' green by BigEvilDan 6-15-01

In protest of this contest's rules and it's unfairness towards colourblind people, all the characters will be green. Think we should tell him? Nah, this is even funnier than wirthling's trip to Scotland. You should have seen that kilt...hah!

Regarding the "hate the Scottish" rule, I figured no punishment would be worse than sending wirthling there.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I have to cast my vote for the bog-twaddler.

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I meant start LadyJ's round so she can comic before she leaves, since the outcome of this round doesn't matter 'till all 4 1st rounds have completed.

That would rock mightily. If that's what you choose to do, I'll check back periodically tonight and have an entry before I leave tomorrow morning.

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Gabe vs. Dan was a hell of a match to come up in the first round. They're two of my favorite authors here, and I could easily have seen them meeting in the finals. In fact, I'm glad I won't have to face either until then (assuming I make it there myself).

I thought long and hard over this decision (as far as you know). Both strips were funny and deserve my vote. But only one can have it. And since I have to choose, I choose Gabe. Mainly because I find the line "I think I'll pass this year, on account of the Scottish games are pretty gay" inordinately funny.

Thanks to both of you for the quality submissions.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!