Hip Robots by niteowl 6-28-02

...NOW RAISE THOSE HANDS IN THE AIR! AND WAVE EM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE! RAISE DA ROOF!

Sicko by niteowl 4-13-02

Your underwear is showing. Of course you would notice, you sicko!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

not funny.

Neither is this...

Meanwhile, I've run out of ideas... by Buffylavalamp 2-15-03

Pfff.

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

meh.

That's what I said, but I wrote it anyway.

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

Hide the Squirrel by Bargaintuan 2-15-03

Oh, yeah... That's good stuff.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

The secret to writing lots of comics is to do the mediocre ones anyway (somebody might find them really funny, you never know) and hide them in with the good ones.

People never remember mediocre comics anyway.

Teenage Wasteland by niteowl 2-16-03

Artist's rendition of what chatrooms would look like if using chat speak was forbidden. lol.z? meh! aiight h0mie!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

This just in:

Jesus Watches "The Last Temptation of Christ" by Bargaintuan 2-20-03

Damn! That's f@^ked up!

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Look at that guy's bulge!!! by kreftron 2-22-03

What the hell are you wearing and why the hell are you wearing it in public. This is my hot shit pilot suit. It brings out my nipples.

Yeah, nipples. Feel better, billee.

My most minimal so far:

Men in Black on a Really Low Budget. by Bargaintuan 2-27-03

I'm a man. I'm a man, too.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Just click on my name. :)

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f u

Tonight's Television Listings by UnknownEric 12-31-02

On the WB, Angel. On CBS, Touched By An Angel. I'm telling my mother! On Fox, Dark Angel.

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I has a flavor!

The previous two are hysterical! Let's keep em coming!

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Sex Piano.

Nobody else?

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Sex Piano.

trippingbillee, you've got some wicked funny comics...keep it up! you're on my fav list, and that is hardcore shit. word

My comics tend to be overly wordy, but I do have a few which might fit this category. Some are my best, I think...

The Differently-Abled by Scyess 5-31-02

Okay, I give up. WHY have you been standing here with your mouth open for 7 hours looking at that peanut? No elbows. *sob*

Personelle: Hi, Gene! by Scyess 6-08-02

I think my razor blade is dull. I'll say! All the conversations I've had with it have been extremely one-sided.

Random Comic! More Floating Trash Cans by Scyess 6-10-02

Let me guess... you would only spring for the "discount cruise." I DON'T want to talk about it.

Speak Up! by Scyess 7-12-02

Aha! Just look behind me! See? No, I think you misunderstood... I said, "You and what arm-Y?" Oh.

Okay, this one doesn't actually fit... but it is on topic:
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[Click to view comic: 'CC 111: This One Won't Sell Many Action Figures']
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These two were never big hits, but I find them hilarious:
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[Click to view comic: 'Random Comic! Needless to Say']
[Click to view comic: 'Random Comic! Modern Pastoral']
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Two from an accidental series I made:
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[Click to view comic: 'Random Comic! Morbid Fascination with Death']
[Click to view comic: 'Random Comic! Death Warmed Over']

Comics! Yay.

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"Old" is the old new.

Not sure if anyone will get this one.

To Tell the Truth by Bargaintuan 3-11-03

Jesus #2, you're a carpenter, right? So, you know about woods? OK, then. What kind of wood was the cross made of?

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

The Dwight Yoakam Factor by UnknownEric 12-29-02

Lots of guitars. No Cadillacs. Hey! I told you... it's in the shop! And only a LITTLE bit of hillbilly music. Which gives this comic a Dwight Yoakam Factor of 44%.

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I has a flavor!

random1 by LittlePokey 3-11-03

...If only

random2 by LittlePokey 3-11-03

Sicko....

not very good, I'm a n00b

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"The essence of nature is change!! All life is transitory!!" -Pokey the Penguin

Scyess, those were hysterical! The fascination with death one is really, really, really funny. Shit, this thread rocks!

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Sex Piano.

You were thinking it too, admit it. by Ender2300 2-17-03

Sooo.... Can I... No.

I'm going to Hell, aren't I?

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

Yes.

Git Fonky. by UnknownEric 3-14-03

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I has a flavor!

2001: A Short Odyssey by umfumdisi 3-14-03

OVERTURE ENTR'ACT BEYOND THE INFINITE?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years