HAHA!! zing! My sentiments exactly. Wrestling is the frustrated gay man's release and is the featured act on the goodship closet-homo.

Really - why can't they wear shirts?

No offense to those that enjoy this fake-sport... But why not boxing or a real action-sport?

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PHIP!

I don't like boxing because it's not interesting to watch. Other real sports I've never cared about for some damn reason.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

But I like this sport.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Exactly.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

Well, Goldberg debuted. I dunno. Not "feeling him" so far as they say in the hip hop community.

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www.bradsucks.net

i missed the last match. what happened?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Goldberg had a gigantic erection as he entered, and they had to point out to him that his knob was poking out of his shorts.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

I just heard some of what happened during Wrestlemania, and no matter what we think of Goldberg, I think we can all be glad that Piper's back.

And I hear Brock gave himself a concussion when he did his old finisher...

Oh, and has anyone else read Lawler's book? It's almost as good as Foley's.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I haven't read King's book yet, did he actually write it?

Goldberg's book suck, too. He can't do anything right.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ugh! I saw Goldberg for the first time ever last night. I saw the promo from Wrestlemania. Is it just me, or can he not keep from flailing his arms and head about wildly? Anyway, he gave his quick speech and hit The Rock with the WEAKEST looking spear I've ever seen. J.R. could have delivered a better spear. I started laughing until I realized that I would probably be seeing a lot more of Goldberg.

Then I started crying.

Actual quote from a WWE interview with Goldberg.

On the brighter side, there's a chance that Kurt Angle may not be out for as long as we thought. He got a second opinion from Scott Hall's doctor. Still no word on Brock Lesnar's head trauma though.

God made him strong. Forgot to give him brain.

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

Brock Lesnar. Blah. Maybe he and Goldberg can have a Winner and Loser Must Both Retire match.

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

Make it a tripple threat with Jeff Hardy.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

quote:

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Oh, and has anyone else read Lawler's book? It's almost as good as Foley's.

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Damn, I never even heard about The Brain's book. What's the title?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Wrestling's Bad Boy tells all.

It's fairly short I read it in one sitting. However, the topics he chooses to discuss are all entertaining. I'm also a huge Heenan mark so I'm a little bit biased.

"LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY CROOOTCH!"

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

"I learned this move back in San Quentin!"

JR SAID SHIT!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I'd be more interested in Goldberg if they let him use a real spear.

Or at least a really pointy stick.

Man, we've seen the return of Kanyon, Sable, Brother Love... You know what this means?

Any day now, they'll be bringing back Barry Horowitz!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I pray for that day.

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Dad was flammable