[Click to view comic: 'Dial C for Contest']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC 180: Kaufmania, Part 1']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 180: Kaufmania, Part 2']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 180: Kaufmania, Part 3']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 180: Kaufmania, Part 4']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 180: Kaufmania, Part 5']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 180: Kaufmania, Part 6']

The Hard Sell was classic. It should rise from the grave to win this contest.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'CC180: Ghey pr0n']

[Click to view comic: 'Punfight At The So-So Corral']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'A Kaufman in the Hand...']
[Click to view comic: '...is Worth Two Comics Involving George Bush']
[Click to view comic: '...or Three']

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

[Click to view comic: 'Apple a day....']

It's that time.
I'm only going to list my 5 favorites. If yours isn't on this list, that is because it was number 6. Honest!

The following comic appealed not only to my ego, but to my woefully flawed sense of scale.
The only problem is that ever since it was posted, Andy Dougan won't stop calling me.
[Click to view comic: 'CC 180: Even though your probably not a black guy.']

This next comic had intrigue, drama, and suspense!
Kaufman should really consider letting you punch up his website a little.
[Click to view comic: 'CC 180: When plagiarism became a real pain in the ass...']

This next effort is one of several shameless attempts by Professor Funnypants to appeal to my sense of pity.
Nearly worked, too.
[Click to view comic: 'Dial C for Contest']

Here's one that has a nice beat and you can dance to it.
I hadn't planned to go with an onslaught of puns but this one nearly wore down my resolve.
[Click to view comic: 'CC180: Some things Kaufman would say']

This final comic made me feel dirty and ashamed in a very special way.
It's also thoughtful and insightful, for those of you who get off on that sort of thing instead.
[Click to view comic: 'CC180: This is kind of creepy...']

So congratulations to MMYERS. Honestly, it was a tough choice, with more fine comics than I have time to comment on. You can all take pride in ect. and so on.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

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This next comic had intrigue, drama, and suspense!
Kaufman should really consider letting you punch up his website a little.

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This next comic had intrigue, drama, and suspense!
Kaufman should really consider letting you punch up his website a little.

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This next comic had intrigue, drama, and suspense!
Kaufman should really consider letting you punch up his website a little.

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Ooh, Jes just inspired me to do this strip:

[Click to view comic: 'IJCAI-89 Workshop on Knowledge Discovery in Databases']

Basil Fawlty

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Hot dog!
This is the acceptance speech where I should say everything that I didn't in the first one. First off, everyone is too funny on this site and make my days of data entry go much faster and better. Second, i don't know Kaufman but I feel much closer to him now that i know secret details from his life. Third, i'll try to make up a better contest than I did last time.

Many thanks,
Matt

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

This CC will give me nightmares.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.