[Click to view comic: 'Why they call it the Golden Birthday']

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

[Click to view comic: 'ah scots']

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

[Click to view comic: 'cc194 his mom must REALLY love him!']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 194: Idol Hands']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC 194: Spoiler Warning']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'CC194: Fine Ham Abounds']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 194: Lovecraft Changes Japanese Culture Forever']

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Poop.

My first contribution to the forums, and the competitions...

CC 194 - On Getting Older...

Let's get right to it.

I started with an appetizer of Whimsey's "On Getting older" and a side of NiteOwl's "Bachelor Party". They were nice morsels and I look forward to more from these chefs.

Next I ordered a cool glass of choadwarrior's "Icing on the ho cake." A delicious bouquet from a great vineyard.

The bread was tasty but it was a tad dry, so I ordered an extra cup of Ewwwwww's 'Over the rainbow' and that really moistened the bread up.

Boinky33 brought out some great entrees, my favorite of the lot being [Click to view comic: 'CC: aliens'] and finally lead to a delicious but just dessert served up by not_scyess. I give you our winner and next champion of the world, [Click to view comic: 'CC 194: Paaaartaaaay']. I guess insulting me did work. I must be going soft in my old age.

Thanks for playing everyone. I'm off to do something stupid.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Holy shit.

I never actually expected to win one of these things.

Um, new idea... whenever I can think of one.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

That's the second time someone said I was good at "Moistening the bread". Im beginning to wonder what that means...

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

It's a subtle way of telling you to zip your fly

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 194 (2 days late)']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

not_scyess, where are you? Your country needs you. I guess if we don't hear anything today, I'll have to pass it on to Boinky33. Do you really want to live in that kind of world?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

It appears Not_scyess could also be called Not_donor.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Okay, let's flip for who gets to make up the next CC.

I call "teetering on its edge!"

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I has a flavor!

The mantle has been passed, I suppose. As salutatorian, Boinky33, the contest is yours (Boinky is a donator, right?).

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Boinky just said he's leaving.

He PMd me and asked me to wait for him. He felt like his invitation was in the mail.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

How long are we going to wait for Boinky?

I know he has been invited, and its a shame to let this opportunity go. But, I need a new contest dammit

Not that I ever win....

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Now that I'm invited, I could take over the contest properly -- but I can't do it until Wednesday.

If someone else takes the reins I'll cede the contest to him, but if no one has a new contest up by middle-of-the-day on July 2nd, I'll post a contest.

This post, incidentally, is a test post to see whether I can actually post again.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Phew...another constitutional crisis averted. For a minute there, I thought Alexander Haig was going to proclaim he was in charge of the next competition.