I'd hate to be your bathroom tonight.

I had a seared ahi sandwich and some veggies.

Better to smoke the stuff we get in America...

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I'd ... be your bathroom tonight.

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Jeez, getta room. And don't take any pictures!!!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

You have too much time on your hands. As do I.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

The Code is awesome...the following is from Ivy's post:

I have...men in my future, but I'm taking don...

Boorite, I have the sinking suspicion your name isn't Don...

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The Code is awesome...the following is from Ivy's post:

I have...men in my future, but I'm taking don...

Boorite, I have the sinking suspicion your name isn't Don...

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That's what I call him when we mafia roleplay.

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The Code is awesome...the following is from Ivy's post:

I have...men in my future, but I'm taking don...

Boorite, I have the sinking suspicion your name isn't Don...

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That's what I call him when we mafia roleplay.

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read 'Miami Vice roleplay'

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what if nigger meant kite

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The Code is awesome...the following is from Ivy's post:

I have...men in my future, but I'm taking don...

Boorite, I have the sinking suspicion your name isn't Don...

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That's what I call him when we mafia roleplay.

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read 'Miami Vice roleplay'

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Hey! You promised not to tell if we let you be the black guy!

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The Code is awesome...the following is from Ivy's post:

I have...men in my future, but I'm taking don...

Boorite, I have the sinking suspicion your name isn't Don...

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That's what I call him when we mafia roleplay.

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read 'Miami Vice roleplay'

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Hey! You promised not to tell if we let you be the black guy!

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then maybe you should have let me be the black guy :\

stupid edward james olmos part

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what if nigger meant kite

Ooh, can I be Phil Collins when he made that guest appearance?

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I has a flavor!

Are you feeling okay?

I was driving behind a Prius driven by an old man and his wife today who had a license plate that read JO4FUN2. Unfortunately, I didn't get a good pic of it on my cell phone and he turned becore I could ask him if that was his screen name.

I don't get it.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I stopped and got a Ham and Cheese sandwich at the grocery store for breakfast. I also got a snapple. On the ingredients of the sandwich it said, "May contain eggs." I wish I knew one way or the other.

Couldn't have picked a better weekend if I tried. Camping is this weekend. Be there or... well, don't be there. I don't care, I'm going camping.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Have fun camping.

That drives me crazy. They're not sure? They don't remember what they put in it?

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I has a flavor!

I want to go camping, but it was snowing today. Unless we get an Indian summer, we're locked indoors until May.

It was 85 here.

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I has a flavor!

My buddies and I formed a band we have dubbed Mandingo and the Thunder Stealers. Our first song will be titled [u]Mace Windu Purple[/u] and will have nothing to do with that color save for a brief intro where we are actually discussin said color.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

That drives me crazy. They're not sure? They don't remember what they put in it?

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I was complaining about this during my morning class and my teacher pointed out that it comes with a mayonaisse packet. His explanation of the warning was that, if you use the mayo, it will contain eggs. So, they sandwich may contain eggs and they have to put the warning on there so people allergic to eggs don't die. Putting it on the packet isn't good enough apparently.

EGGS!!!! EGGS!!!! EGGS!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Gross. My sandwich may have contained fat bitch.

Another horrible thing I made in the garage.

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What others say about boorite!