... Mary Celeste, which was later found, empty of seamen, drifting ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...on a bed of white rice all the way to Shanghai, which made the hot dogs...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

... gain sentience and take over the mainland for many years, as any historian can tell you lead directly to the ascension of Paul Reubens as Head Chancellor of the Department of...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...Homeland Pornography...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

... and the head of the Mormon religious order in the US and Canada for an unprecedentedly long period of nearly...

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

...10 nanoseconds--during which he still managed to beat-off furiously and take digital photos of...

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

... Zero Entropy, under the table, hoovering the ....

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...carpet with his new Hoover Wirthling Deluxe, which sucks more than any vacuum before, including the near-legendary...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

BH-Vac, the vacuum that actually has a black hole inside it, which unfortunately led to lots of lawsuits whereupon someone accidentally turned it on and crushed the entire planet under the weight of the gravitational force: a force so strong that it can only be compared to the weight of...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

... Ron Jeremy, who has broken several beds with his ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...oversized weed whacker, which he insists on taking to bed with him instead of...

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I has a flavor!

... a wire whisk, used briskly to incorporate the beaten egg whites into the custard mixture without ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...spilling any on the team of musk oxen you're using to...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

... drag this lame-ass thread around and....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

... heap tons of oxen dung on bunnerabb for even suggesting that this thread is well past its prime and beginning to smell like ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...boinky's anus, liberally lubricated with...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...fuzzyman's saliva...

...after an ineffible night of...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...playing Clue with...

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

...Adrian Zmed...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

...who is starring with William Shatner and Heather Locklear in the T.J. Hooker reunion movie, entitled...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

... "OUCH! Don't tug so hard, that's my pubic hair!", where in a suprise ending it's revealed ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...that this whole time, William Shatner was not a person, but a wooden puppet controlled by...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

... the Trilateral Commission, who in 1938 vowed to ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

. . . dominate all things constructed of pipe-cleaners or tinned beef while . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.