...calling random people and saying, "I'm looking for a Hugh Jorgan..."

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

while wondering how, exactly, they fit Prince Albert in a can, since everyone knows that Prince Albert is...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...the fourth largest province in Canada; or maybe I'm thinking of Alberta, since I'm forever getting things confused, like the time I...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

mistook the knothole in boinky's fence for...

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...the knothole just below the rear of boinky's pelvis, so I...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

. . . attmpted to "invade Syria," as they say, with my imposing . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...as a police officer-- oh, wait, that's "posing," not "imposing"-- complete with uniform and...

... half-assed response (no wait, that's "uninformed" not "uniform") to this thread, which drags it down to the level of ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...an NRA gun nnut with a 45 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, which can blow your head clean off (so do you feel lucky, punk?) not to be confused with Colt 45, the most powerful malt liquor in the world, which (coincidentally) can also blow your head clean off, because...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...with some ingenuity, you can turn it into a vacuum pump and use it on those cold, lonely nights when you're on the net and surfing through site after site of...

. . .stripcreator forum topics and nude videos of Angela Lansbury . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...and maps of sub-Saharan Africa, to satisfy your craving for...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

... travel to exotic locales such as Japura, Nakhon Ratchasima, Detroit, Mbuji-Mayi, and

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

. . . the restroom of the Suburban Diner on Route 1 in New Jersey which, incidentally, is . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...the site of the most recent conference on...

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

...How To Cook Testicles That Look Like Cooking Apples..

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

... by that those goddesses of domesticity, Martha Stewart and ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...Lorena Bobbit, who also threw in some great recipes for...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

. . . Cajun firefly with shrimp and a saucy gumbo made with . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...a pita pocket and a...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...hot crossed spankling drizzled with...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

...hot candle wax, just the way he likes it, although it may be less pleasing for the one who has to...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...make the "molten wax"...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

. . . and endure the sight of his exposed buttocks, which closely resemble . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...a plucked chicken...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.