Yay! That's something to celebrate. A little more breathing room is good.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Times like this make you wish they had a $1.20-stuff-store, so you could feel just a little better than those marroons at the $1 store.

Go for the ritzy $5 store.

I just got married to Eva Longoria and bought a big house in Beverly Hills with a kidney shaped in-ground pool the size of Shea Stadium.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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I just got married to Eva Longoria and bought a big house in Beverly Hills with a kidney shaped in-ground pool the size of Shea Stadium.

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I just got married to Eva Longoria and bought a big house in Beverly Hills with a kidney shaped in-ground pool the size of Shea Stadium.

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I think it's pretty cool that Tony Parker wastes his time making sub par comic strips on stripcreator.

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I'll have you know that both my comics are more than par. Super par, even.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I'm giving up commuting and getting an at home job, provided I don't flunk my typing test Wednesday.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I'm back.

sorta.

And I'm having Kaufman's baby. Again.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Ooh, name it Turnyourheadand.

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I has a flavor!

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I'm back.

sorta.

And I'm having Kaufman's baby. Again.

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Green isn't your color, Kajun.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I just updated my website for the first time in two weeks.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I just had two foot-long veggie subs for breakfast.

I had a bowl of Boo Berry, a bottle of Vault and a bag of Doritos.

Then I called my arteries and yelled "Fuck you!"

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I has a flavor!

Translation: I just blew two vegans.

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Poop.

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I just had two foot-long veggie subs for breakfast.

Translation: I just blew two vegans.

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Translation: I just blew two vegans.

omg animal protein

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What others say about boorite!

And still, no one would have ever noticed. :)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

The tortoise looks sort of like a big green penis. Then again, everything looks like a big green penis to me, including Dakota Fanning.

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What others say about boorite!

And still, no one would have ever noticed. :)

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I have never done this before and now I know I am awesome.

ps I play hearts with the justice league.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Twice in one day, I am more awesome than I could ever imagine.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Count me in on the next game of Hearts. I'll bring Wonder Woman and Hawkwoman. ;)

0m6 1 pWn u 4ll!

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what if nigger meant kite