with a knick, knack, paddy whack.... by mandingo 8-14-06

then what? so then he jams this bone in my mouth, chews up the slippers, and goes rolling home i want a lawyer

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what if nigger meant kite

Should have thought of this one years ago...

Kaufman walks into a bar

We don't get many puns in here.

by NeoVid, 8-21-06

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Openmindedness

You wouldn't hit a disabled man with glasses, would you? I don't discriminate.

by NeoVid, 8-27-06

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Ass by crabby 9-11-06

I got fired today. How did your day at work go? Well, all day long I was sort of squeezing my ass muscles together and my ass sort of hurt like I had a huge piece of shit just sitting in my asshole. What ended up happening? I went to wipe it with toilet paper in the bathroom, but it just didn't seem to help. So, I went and got a latex glove and started working a finger up my ass to get the shit out. Then what did you do? I CAME!

Crabby, that comic has what it takes to be #1.

RCL no. 1250 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-05-06

Oh, yeah! Do it, baby, DO IT! What's going on, son? I'm looking at porn... PORN?? I did NOT buy you a computer so you could go on-line to look at porn! Turn that off this instant! Sure. Let me finish downloading this scene of an Indian shemale giving head to an aardvark... Ooooooooh! Lemme look!

Agreed! Hilari-fucking-ous!

more dodge ram conversations II by RedfeatheR 8-23-06

Oh, wait, a yawn is your brain waking you up. Then why are they contagous? I dunno, maybe beca-- ...I see my dog sexfuck other dogs and then I put my ding-ding in those dog's butts

Gay Tribute by RedfeatheR 9-13-06

I'm thinking about having sex with Dave But he's a guy Does he not have an asshole or somthing?

RCL no. 1267 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-17-06

There's nothing like being on a farm! Breathing the fresh air, walking through the open fields.. *SPLORT* ...stepping in the cow shit!

People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee by boloboffin 8-08-06

Hi, welcome to LotaLatte, what can I get started for you? Okay, it's a simple drink, but I'm kind of fussy. I want an americano, but you have to take care not to touch the mouth of the cup. Pick up two cups, or take extreme care with one, and then pick up two lids, or maybe it's better if you let me reach over and get my own lid. ***sniffle*** AHHHHHHHH!!!!

My first comic to make the toprated list! For one dizzying cycle, it was #1, but it's been taken down a peg or two since then. Anyway, here 'tis.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Work Day by crabby 9-21-06

I wore those spandex biker shorts you love so much to work today. Oh, sounds sexy. It turned out to be a big hassle. My ass ended up sweating like crazy. Well, it could have been worse. At least you still looked great. At one point during the day, I took a shit. There was no toilet paper in the room so I had to use my shirt to wipe the shit from my ass. I don't think you really....HAD...to use the shirt.

Another one I should have thought of years ago.

Comparison by NeoVid 9-23-06

PUNY HUMAN! PUNNY HUMAN!

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RCL no. 1271 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-20-06

"Prison Blog: Day 1... Today, I met my cellmate, Bubba. He must weigh upwards of 300 pounds, but, he seems like a nice enough guy..." "Prison Blog: Day 1 (continued)... In fact, I think he wants to make dinner for the both of us because he mentioned something about me 'tossing his salad'. :-) " "Prison Blog: Day 2... Today, I found out what Bubba meant about me tossing his salad. :-(( "

I had forgotten this one.

CC 135: All I could think of

_________FALLING ROCKS___________ No it doesn't! It sucks!

by NeoVid, 8-03-02

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LAST NIGHT by matclarke 7-25-06

I WENT TO DINNER WITH THIS GIRL NAMED NICOLE. I PAID FOR DINNER BUT THEN I BORROWED FORTY DOLLARS TO SCORE A STASH. I HAD HER DRIVE ME AROUND TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE THEN A COUPLE BARS. WE MADE OUT FOR A BIT IN HER CAR, THEN I LEFT AND MET SOME OTHER FRIENDS AT ANOTHER BAR. I TEXTED HER THIS MORNING ASKING HER TO MAIL ME ANY MEDICATION SHE HAD AND A BRA. eat shit.

LAST NIGHT by matclarke 7-27-06

I WENT OUT TO DINNER WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. I HAD TWO JACK & COKES WITH MY MEAL AND THAT WAS THE BEGINNING OF THE END. THEY MAKE THEM STRONG AS FUCK. IT WASN'T MY FAULT. SO, I PAID FOR DINNER AND BORROWED FORTY BUCKS FROM MY CHICK. eat shit.

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Stand-up

With nothing else to turn to, Freddy Fire tried his luck at comedy. And I said, "It's hotter than HELL in here!" Haha...but seriously, folks...

by Milky_Justice, 10-01-06

A day at the Fecal Factory by RedfeatheR 9-26-06

I'm tired of shoveling shit all day. The only thing that's fucking worse than shoveling human ass-babies all fucking day long is wh-- When you poot and don't say anthing. Honestly.

The Wizard Channel by RedfeatheR 9-26-06

Damn. Nothing but Wizard on

OMG TEH JUJY!!!11 by RedfeatheR 8-24-05

Ok... some Jujyfruits... and what else will you be hav-- JUJYFRUIT!!! yes but what ELSE do you wa- JUJYFRUIT!!!

Positively Dork Street by UnknownEric 10-04-06

Damn bitch, you got a nice pair of titties! I'd like to have them fuckers slap against my face while you're riding my cock. Yeah, you bouncing up and down on top of me with those titties a-bouncin'... Can't you just say "Hi, Sis" like a regular brother?

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I has a flavor!

People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee by boloboffin 9-29-06

Ohhh. Dude's checking out the huge ugly SUV, the one with 12/14 mpg... Sold! Wouldn't it be cheaper to fly to Iraq and spit in a soldier's face?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

The Truth is in the Eye of the Beholder by crabby 10-06-06

Explain to me very slowly what the problem was. Well, yesterday while I was at work I noticed an unusual glimmer of light out of the corner of my eye. Just for a split second and then it was gone. Yeah, that sort of thing happens sometimes. I think it was jesus. I'd like it removed.

Celebrity Twilight Zone by biped 10-10-06

What the hell's going on here? I, KEVIN BACON, in the most extreme irony imaginable, have been turned INTO bacon! No shit, dude! And I, SEAN PENN, instead of going to Baghdad, have been turned INTO a--pencil? What the fuck? And I, CHARLES ROCKET, have been turned INTO a rocket! Uh, wait a minute, I thought you committed sui--

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Fred Silverman, Human Coyote by biped 10-12-06

What seems to be the problem? Well, ever since Fred Silverman turned into a coyote, our primetime lineup has been rather, well, strange. "Next on NBC: 'Buh-WOOOOOOO!!! WUH-WUH-WOOOOOOOOO!!!' Followed by: 'Buh-WOOOOOOO!!! WUH-WUH-WOOOOOOOOO!!!'" Mr. Silverman, if you'll just take another look at these demographics, I'm sure you-- Buh-WOOOOOOO!!! WUH-WUH-WOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

MAD ass PEEPS!! by FREDDIE 10-11-06

hey dude...... what are you doing in the garbage? somebody put me in here, duh. ohhh ok then. i will MOTHA FUCKIN KILL YOU BITCH NOW GET OUT OF HERE!!!!! ohh yea, two can play at this game COCK SUCKER!!!!

RCL no. 1312 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-13-06

Uh... Excuse me, Mr. Dean? ...and, then we're going to Iran!! Arrrrgghh!!   !   ...and, then we're going to North Korea!! Arrrrrggghhh!! And, they call ME a warlording cowboy! ...and, then we're going to storm the White House and rape the cleaning staff!! YEEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH!!

Groovy! - Minstral Psycho by edoggydog 10-13-06

I'm almost finished writing my first movie script... Groovy! The story is about a young woman... ...who happens to be on the "rag". Oh, cool... It's a PERIOD piece!