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boorite
crazy knife lady

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There's a new McDonald's commercial where a young woman goes to McDonald's which causes her laptop to ejaculate $20 bills into her face.

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MONEYSHOT

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10-05-06 10:44pm (new)
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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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I went to Napa last week and bought 24 bottles of wine. I now own 63 bottles, which is 19 more than my 44-botle rack holds.

10-06-06 5:46pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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There's a new McDonald's commercial where a young woman goes to McDonald's which causes her laptop to ejaculate $20 bills into her face.

Wow! If I could do that, I would have unlimited free blowjobs, just like Don Knotts.

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10-06-06 7:48pm (new)
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boloboffin
putting the whee in ennui

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There's a new McDonald's commercial where a young woman goes to McDonald's which causes her laptop to ejaculate $20 bills into her face.

Wow! If I could do that, I would have unlimited free blowjobs, just like Don Knotts.


A clarification requested: are you saying that Don Knotts can ejaculate $20 bills and thus has unlimited free blow jobs...

...or that Don Knotts gets unlimited free blow jobs for an entirely different reason TBD, and if you could ejaculate $20 bills, then you could be in the same exalted position as Don Knotts?

Because if it's the second option, I'd like to know how Don Knotts gets unlimited free blow jobs, and why this fact hasn't done anything to calm his ass down.

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10-06-06 9:05pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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[IMG]http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h65/blachtree/1knotts1.jpg[/IMG]

10-06-06 9:10pm (new)
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Ranger77
Penguin Lord - Grand Inquisitor of Icelandia

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The Andy Griffith Show is a treasure trove of philosophical discourse that at times rivals Hume, Descartes and Nietzche for it's insight on comtemporary social theory.

Then again, since I've been drinking, I wouldn't take this opinion seriously. especially when you consider when the color episodes.....

10-06-06 10:01pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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Yeah well I have one bottle of cola! It is a 2006 Pepsi from Melbourne.

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10-07-06 12:15am (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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I just saw The Rolling Stones yestuday. Most amazing show I've ever seen.

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10-09-06 3:01pm (new)
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PhreakyChinchilla
DANGER WILL ROBINSON!

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I just took a shower.

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Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

10-09-06 4:30pm (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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Pictures, dammit!

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10-09-06 5:19pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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In that they're still alive?

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10-10-06 9:38am (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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My MySpace profile hit 600 views today.

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10-10-06 4:05pm (new)
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matclarke
herpes laden mug

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i banged out this chick i met on myspace. she had some nice tits. nice ass too.

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10-10-06 4:08pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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link?


link?

10-10-06 4:21pm (new)
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matclarke
herpes laden mug

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link.

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10-10-06 4:24pm (new)
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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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I got an e-mail from Arnold Schwarzenegger today. He regularly leaves me messages at home to remind me to vote for Republicans.

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Date: Tuesday - October 10, 2006 11:15 AM
Subject: Re:SB 815

Thank you for sending me your email opposing SB 815. Hearing from my fellow Californians is very important to me as I work to improve our great state.

After extensive consideration and thorough deliberation from proponents and opponents of this issue, I have decided to veto this bill. I simply cannot support a measure that would harm small businesses by reversing many of the gains now powering California's economy.

California's workers' compensation system was in crisis prior to my taking office, with skyrocketing costs poisoning our economy. Through hard work and the reforms enacted in 2004, we have dramatically lowered costs, improved efficiencies and reduced litigation that burdened our businesses. These efforts have saved businesses billions of dollars and led to more than 600,000 new jobs since I took office.

I will continue to defend the workers' compensation reforms to ensure the strength of California's businesses, and I pledge to veto other bills as they cross my desk that will damage our state's economy. To see my veto message for SB 815, please visit the Official California Legislative Information website at: www.leginfo.ca.gov.

Thank you again for writing to me. Your active participation in the democratic process will help ensure a brighter future for California.

Sincerely,

Arnold Schwarzenegger


10-10-06 6:02pm (new)
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v
eibweN rotaercpirtS

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Why do I hear his voice when I read that? It's uncanny.

10-10-06 6:10pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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I'd like to dump a bucket of dog shit over her head just to watch her expression change.

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10-11-06 4:59am (new)
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PhreakyChinchilla
DANGER WILL ROBINSON!

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I just took a shower.

Again.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

10-12-06 1:16pm (new)
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crackpanther
Recreational User

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I just took a shower.

Again.


Link.

10-12-06 5:12pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I just took a shower.

Again.


Link.


I'm sure she's on this page somewhere.

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10-12-06 6:49pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I have 10 computers in my office right now.

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10-19-06 2:32pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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10-19-06 2:40pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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17! 17 computers in my office! Ah-hahahahahaaaaaa!

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10-19-06 3:30pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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yeah why dont you compute me a sandwich

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10-19-06 3:33pm (new)
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