[Click to view comic: 'P.S. Absinth']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

OK, the extension was by request of me, as it was hella difficult to judge this one - I came up with those rules in about 5 minutes as I hadn't expected to win.

Well done everyone, the standard was on the whole really high, especially pleased that some of the newer members did some cracking entries.

It would take all day to reproduce all of the good ones so here's a shortlist of the especially good ones which you can find in the thread:

Flickguy's
codehappykid's "Sanity Is Overrated"
areallystupidguy's
Both of umfumdisi's
NeoVid's
kramer_vs_kramer's
BigEvilDan's
ObiJo's "Boorite sucks miles of cock" series, which was the funniest one, but was blatantly non-compliant.

Special mention to choadwarrior for this one:
[Click to view comic: 'Absinth of Malice']

But If I let yours win, I'd have had to let Obi Win.

Top 4:

[Click to view comic: 'Hic!']

Great Punchline.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 213: I've been converted to penis!'] Well written and funny.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 213: Lovely absinth, wonderful absinth']

I like the idea of me trying to be in 52 restaurants worldwide, like some kind of demented Colonel Sanders. And the Monty Python references.

But the winner, mainly because this individual made three strips I really liked, this one being my favourite, is...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 213: Deep in the Fun Zone']

kaufman

I knew I'd be saying that one of these days. Take it away, sir.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Hey jes, what was the mysterious winning combination?

Great contest, bytheby.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Yes, I agree.

He does you know.

Miles and miles and miles and miles...

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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Hey jes, what was the mysterious winning combination?

Great contest, bytheby.

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Thanks. President Stickman, Absinth and When Films Collide.

But eventually too many people hit the winning formula, and everyone else made too many good comics for me to stick to that rule.

Everyone except SinatraFonzarelli (shite) and crabby (Three motionblur panels - you can do much better, what were you thinking?) was wicked. Even if you did not get listed - the standard was ultra freedom hapy good.

Jes_

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Please replace the handset, and try again.