I D.A.R.E. you to name him Tupac.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

[Click to view comic: 'Medical Professional?']

Three things:

1. Yes, I'm a month ahead, so the new due date is June 18th.

2. Name will be Travis Mark. Most of you already know the last name, but I'm not going to bother posting it here in case of certain things. You know, like Nate's mom coming to sc and finding out she's going to be a grandma again.

3. Nate's birthday sometimes falls on Easter. Mine falls on Mother's Day the same years his falls on easter. This baby is now due in June and we're hoping for him to be born exactly on his due date, since his birthday will then fall on Father's day in the same years that our birthdays fall on boring holidays as well. Plus, to continue our geeky sequence of birthdays.

Thanks for listening to my odd saga!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Aren't Blink 182 called Travis and Mark?

If Nate's surname was Thomas you'd have all three of them.

So is nate the jrnymannate of SC fame?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Ha ha ha!

No.

Also, in another geeky coincidence, my brother's birthday is June 18th. That would be very rad.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I still think you should name the baby 'Thbbpthhplll'. Or maybe 'Hot Studmuffin'.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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Aren't Blink 182 called Travis and Mark?

If Nate's surname was Thomas you'd have all three of them.

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"Did anyone prophesize these people?
Only Travis
Come in Travis!" - The Clash

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I has a flavor!

"Did anyone prophesize these people?
Only Travis
Come in Travis!" - The Clash

*Fran, Neil, Dougie and Andy enter, stage right, to applause and some cheering*

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

hey my birthday is June 17th!

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You know you totally missed me!

"Did anyone prophesize these people?
Only Travis
Come in Travis!" - The Clash

*Fran, Neil, Dougie and Andy enter, stage right, to applause and some cheering*

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I has a flavor!

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"Did anyone prophesize these people?
Only Travis
Come in Travis!" - The Clash

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*Fran, Neil, Dougie and Andy enter, stage right, to applause and some cheering*

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Why do you always rain on me, jes? ;)

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"Did anyone prophesize these people?
Only Travis
Come in Travis!" - The Clash

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*Fran, Neil, Dougie and Andy enter, stage right, to applause and some cheering*

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Why do you always rain on me, jes? ;)

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It's because you lied when you were 17.

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What

[Click to view comic: 'hooray for a new spike0rz revolution of comics with plots!!1']

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Yes.

.....

Things I have learned today.

By Inflatable_Man.

No. 1: Do not mix Nyquil and Dayquil.

No. 2: Getting high before Philosophy class seemed like a good idea at the time.

No. 3: To answer that owl's question... it takes 764 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop. I also believe the owl is hitting on the boy in that commercial.

No. 4: SpikeOrz is a tool.

That's all today, kids. Be here tomorrow when I'll still think SpikeOrz is a tool.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

:D

[Click to view comic: 'SpikeOrz is a tool.']

:D

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Yes.

I'm naming my kid "Scorpion" or "Ninja." Because wouldn't you like to be in 4th grade and be named "Scorpion?" I would.

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Sex Piano.

trip, that is awesome.

[Click to view comic: 'One Day at the Ranch-10']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

lewl

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Dad was flammable

After various bad dealings with AT&T and Verizon and such, I came up with the idea to name my kid "Phone Company" so I could beat it mercilessly.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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No. 2: Getting high before Philosophy class seemed like a good idea at the time.

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You guys are sick to want to name your kids that. I want my kids names to be normally, like Pea Yubes, or Hoo Fartid.

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You know you totally missed me!

Barry McCockiner
Harry Sax
Vee Jai-Na

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

How about:
Sexual Pun
Innu Endo
Over Tone

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Spawcorg
Vinsiktu
Palinhumo

All these names came from the time I had a dream of sporks ruling the universe.