"Well, its August something of 2044; day 14,840 of me, Wirthling, staying forever. I posted eight more holo-comics in the Virtual Comics showcase if any of you guys want to take a look. On second thought, I'll save you the trouble -- they're all about how much better things were when I was your age and all the people I know who are dead! Yeah, I'm feeling cranky today. The implant that regulates my bowel functions is on the fritz, and I've forgotten which of these knobs recalibrates it. Let's see... spleen, liver, motor funcsdoisoedfsarsdsflfsjjfvf whoah! That wasn't it."
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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.