Welcome to day one of me, mAAk, leaving forever.

Let's just say my reason are my own (also I hate fucking ALL of you) but I know you will + + + miss me and it's still worth me telling you all I'm leaving, even though I hate all of you and your humor, because secretly you all validate my existence.

SHOCK AND LAMENTATIONS ARE RESERVED FOR DAY ONE OF ME LEAVING FOREVER ONLY!

Tomorrow I will let you know how to continue the grieving process.

mAAk

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

:|

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I committed suicide this morning, so I won't be back either.

Please focus sadness on me.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

:( ------> :I
^--sadface ^----directed at teh maak

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Poop.

(CRYING)

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Batman created by Bob Kane

waa waa sum 1 i dont no is goin....i is saaadd!!!111 :(

I AM NOW ALSO IGNORING THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE FOR NOT MISSING ME WITHIN THE PARAMETERS I ESTABLISHED:

BOINKY33

FROM HENCEFORTH, BOINKY33 SHALL BE KNOWN AS TROLL CUNT.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

:D

end thread

If we were all better people, perhaps mAAk wouldn't be leaving. :(

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Dad was flammable

This is the talk I like to hear, Kajun.

Nate, I believe you've had several of your own little "leaving forever threads", go play in those if you can't play nice at all.

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feh

end thread

end nate

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Maybe that attitude is why no one missed you when you left forever, nate.

Anyway CONTINUE MISSING ME!!

More activities for day 2.

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You know you can't leave till you turn your sig image to Saddam.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

When an SC user leaves forever, an angel loses its wings.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

isn't it day two yet?

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*chews on jes's sig* *** jools changed topic to "AND LIKED IT!"

And God kills a kitten.

So please, think of the kittens.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

And God kills a kitten.

So please, think of the kittens.

Yeah. God kills me every time one of you fuckers masturbates, too. 9 lives? take that to the nth exponent and you got how many times I've been killed. And that's just from jools!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

[Click to view comic: 'Do Unto Others']

DAY TWO OF ME OFFICIALLY LEAVING FOREVER HAS BEGUN!!!!

I may now be missed with through comics and other graphical collages!!!!

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[Click to view comic: 'Why I Hate mAAk-2']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I have some more bad news. While I was away forever this time I died again.

Please increase your sadness levels pretty much as high as they can go.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

*crys many rivers for teh mAAk*

mAAk, surely we can ressurect you so you can post one more time. And then have a big farewell concert. Or three. :)

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.