Ice cream is better in New Zealand? :- /

Look, just fork over the pint of Pierre's French Vanilla and cut the shit, yo.

Bunnerabb

(Over here....

Tapping his foot....

Waiting for ice cream)

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Seriously, it's the brand name - New Zealand Ice Cream (r). It's what God eats on a hot day.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I hear wirthling eats donkey ass on a hot day.

Any way to import it to the States?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

You don't have to import donkey ass.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

phish food

first one i had, best one i had

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I believe it tends to melt.

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Pack your freezer along with it.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Dry ice?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

No thanks.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

porn rocks.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Are those anything like pop rocks?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Are those anything like pop rocks?

Yeah, except your stomach is supposed to explode if you combine them with a mouthful of jizz... or vaginal secretions, take your pick.

How are the newbies suppose to get thier comics read then??

You mean, other than swallowing a mouthful of jizz with your porn rocks?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

What is all this shit about reading newbie comics? Christ, who gives a fuck? If you're that excited about people reading your comics, give the URLs to your family and friends. Or print them out and hand them out on the streetcorner. I'm so lazy nowadays I rarely, if ever, read anything unless it gets posted to the message boards.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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*slowly shambles in on his walker*
Bet you all thought you'd never see me again.
Or maybe you did.
Anyway, if you're a newbie, get settled in before you start shooting off at the mouth. At least let the old people get to know you before you start jumping into shit.

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Whoa, hold on there fella. You're even worse than a newbie. You're a RE-newbie. You can't just leave and waltz back in whenever you want. Look what happened to Obi when he came back. We called an emergency session of the Stripper's Guild and put him on a mandatory three-week suspension, during which time he wasn't allowed to use any of the new characters or backgrounds. Plus he had to buy us all ice cream. I'm afraid you're in the same boat.

PS - I like Ben & Jerry's New York Superfudge Chunk.

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Resubmit them. JohnnyBrad is a busy little lad, and he has a habit of losing artwork if you don't nag him gently about it. Hey, Brad, tell them about that image that was submitted the other day! Funny stuff...

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The naked pics that wirthling sent weren't really submissions. He just likes to pass out cheesecake shots of himself.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I must have incredibly good luck to have missed naked writhling shots.
I don't know if I can even FIND the backgrounds now, I reformatted, and unless I find the damn things in the archives, I give up.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

HI_I_AM_A_NEWBIE_WELL_NOT_REALLY
I_JUST_DON"T_POST_HERE_AND_I_AM_JUST_BEING_A_SMARTASS_WITH_ANNOYING_TYPING

:D

liar

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Whatever happened to my goat blood initiation?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

We ran out of goats.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I wanna fuck a goat.