I will be proud that I helped to inspire your wonderful new signature.

Think of this, Sir Ped: it has this shy looking, dead-eyed gay man in briefs, muscular of course, turning his head to the right, doing that shy face, and the text reads, "I'VE GOT WHAT YOU WANT" and there's a bunch of numbers. God bless bad phone sex ads.

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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Poop.

^-^ That one was cute.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

These were my first two that I made, then went back and edited after gaining the ability to do so. Believe me, it made them better.

[Click to view comic: 'Morgan Behind the Rest Stop']
[Click to view comic: 'Old Man Alzheimer's']

This one, though, is one of my favorites from my second day and is where umfum pulled his ratings comment on me from. Notice its prophetic nature as the question in the second panel has yet to be answered.

[Click to view comic: 'Eggs of Satan 2']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'Temptation Island during the winter.']

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

i very new here, so i just made my first comic a couple days ago...

[Click to view comic: 'Hedonism']

please ignore my typo; "the measns justify the ends" should obviously be "the ends justify the means".

Hey, thanks for sharing that.

It's ok, we're big boys here, you can say cock.

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Poop.

I can't. My mommy would get the soap out.

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Blue is the color of victory.

i did write "cock". using my keen deduction skills, i've concluded that there was a filter being applied to my submission.

You must have the language filter on, you can turn it off by clicking on the "obsenity filter is on" in the corner. Unless you've already done so.

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Poop.

i never turned it on, or off. it appeared to affect the first comic only........... oh well.

bah.

[Click to view comic: 'The Obligatory "How They First Met" Strip']

I'm actually proud of my first comic. Then again, I haven't been here long.

[Click to view comic: 'Toby and The Head - 1']

hahahahaha ... HOOKERS!

Ha! Hookers.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.