I will be proud that I helped to inspire your wonderful new signature.

Think of this, Sir Ped: it has this shy looking, dead-eyed gay man in briefs, muscular of course, turning his head to the right, doing that shy face, and the text reads, "I'VE GOT WHAT YOU WANT" and there's a bunch of numbers. God bless bad phone sex ads.

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Poop.

^-^ That one was cute.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

These were my first two that I made, then went back and edited after gaining the ability to do so. Believe me, it made them better.

Morgan Behind the Rest Stop by MikeyG 10-29-03

Morgan Behind The Rest Stop Morgan...I've come for your soul... Hold on, George Michael, someone's bothering me. Oh...are you Morgan Phillips? No, I'm Mistress Morgan of the Magical Bathroom Stall. Want to see why they call me that? Oh dear. My bad, playa. Carry on, then. Hey, man, it's only a five-spot! Come back!

Old Man Alzheimer's by MikeyG 10-29-03

Has anyone seen where I left my dignity? All I've got here, Geoff, is some Jujyfruits. I got a jujyfruit, too, sweet mama! No, you don't, Geoff. You broke it off in my ass 2 years ago last Thursday. Well, gee, do I have any Goobers down there either? No, those fell off on their own accord. If you miss your Jujyfruit so much, come over here and try to suck-start my old colon. Maybe it'll dislodge.

This one, though, is one of my favorites from my second day and is where umfum pulled his ratings comment on me from. Notice its prophetic nature as the question in the second panel has yet to be answered.

Eggs of Satan 2 by MikeyG 10-30-03

Condoleeza in the Hot Spot You see, the information we received was checked thoroughly, and the speechwriters... So basically, Condoleeza, it sounds like a load of hooey! We rely on information through our intelligence sources. If they were less than accurate, who takes the blame for that? Well gee, douchestain, I guess that's gonna have to be YOU! Wait a sec... What's that swirly shit in the background? And why am I explaining myself to a rabbit with a gun? Who the hell are you? I'm your conscience, beyotch! Now drop trou, I got a metaphorical bullet for yo' ass!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Temptation Island during the winter. by coldpizza 7-04-02

Hi, Mister Frosty! Frosty is a trademark of the Wendy's Corporation. I prefer Charles. Well, that sure is a mighty plump carrot u have there, CHARLES! What the ... ?! How did u hear me?! That was a thought bubble! I'm a mind reader, babe. Ur also terribly undressed for the winter solstice, Ms. Cleo. Aren't u even going to offer me a Tic Tac?

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

i very new here, so i just made my first comic a couple days ago...

Hedonism by batFucker 6-19-04

so, yeah, she was really reluctant at first. i mean, my **** was hanging out, pants were down, and she was there on her knees, just kinda looking like she wasn't too thrilled with the whole idea... i wasn't sure what to say, but i really wanted her to go on, i mean, jesus... but yeah, finally she got to work. took me a bit of reassuring though... but, you know, the means justify the ends. yeah, i hear you man. damn good for you though. what'd you finally say to get her to finish? well, i just said, "look grandma, i can turn this car around and go straight back to the old folk's home. is that what you really want?"

please ignore my typo; "the measns justify the ends" should obviously be "the ends justify the means".

Hey, thanks for sharing that.

It's ok, we're big boys here, you can say cock.

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Poop.

I can't. My mommy would get the soap out.

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Blue is the color of victory.

i did write "cock". using my keen deduction skills, i've concluded that there was a filter being applied to my submission.

You must have the language filter on, you can turn it off by clicking on the "obsenity filter is on" in the corner. Unless you've already done so.

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Poop.

i never turned it on, or off. it appeared to affect the first comic only........... oh well.

bah.

The Obligatory "How They First Met" Strip by Derangon 6-10-04

w00t! I've got my Official Harry Potter Groupie Kit, and I have my phallic wand! Now to find my handsome Familiar, which I will use to soak up particularly heavy periods! Humping the side panel... humping the side panel... YEAH, YEAH, YEEEEAAH! BRRRRRRING! Damnit, there's the bell, and I still haven't gotten an animal!!! :o It's so... phallic... *Drools* "Aww, who jizzed on this side-panel?! I just washed it, too!" Umm... a squirrel with a boner. That's obviously magical. Hey, buddy- wanna be my Familiar? Just a minute! Soo... phallic...

I'm actually proud of my first comic. Then again, I haven't been here long.

Toby and The Head - 1 by len 6-06-04

What's up, assmonkey? I'm playing Full Spectrum Warrior. It's got these amazingly realistic animations and gritty take-no-shit characters Yeah, so why is everybody cowering like little pussies? Um, because I've been stuck behind this flowerbed for an hour and a half Call me when the hooker gets here

hahahahaha ... HOOKERS!

Ha! Hookers.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.