I've put up a couple comics in here that were kinda relationship oriented and I made some tonight cause I'm really bored. I hope I don't bore you all to much with this. The whole thing is true though. This happened right before I met my current girlfriend. These events occured last winter with a girl I go to school with.

True Story 1 by crabby 9-13-01

God I hate my boyfriend so much he's such an ass to me. He treats me bad and he doesn't deserve me. If only you liked me as more than a friend then I wouldn't need him anymore. Who says I don't like you as more than a friend, I got like the biggest crush on you. Oh really thats so cute. God your friend Bob is so cute you think he'd talk to me. Ask him what he thinks about me. What about you and me though? I thought you wanted something to happen between us. I did! I did! But your friend Bob I don't know him at all and I'm just wondering if anything could ever happen between me and him. I'm confused.

True Story 2 by crabby 9-13-01

God I can't believe your friend Bob was such a jerk.He was just trying to get me into the sack he didn't care about me at all.I can't believe I had you set me up with him.You're the guy I want though. Well good why don't we go out and do something this weekend. Hmmm.... This weekend isn't good for me I have to go to my boyfriend's Grandparent's anniversary party this weekend. Why are you doing this to me? If your not interested fine, but don't keep acting like you are when your not because I really like you. I really like you too. You're like the perfect guy. God I hate myself.

True Story 3 by crabby 9-13-01

Wow... That anniversary party really put everything in perspective. I never had any feelings for you at all. Well... Thanks for telling me. I'm serious. I'm in no way attracted to you. I can never see you as anything more than a friend but we'll never be friends now because I know that you have a crush on me. OK, so now there's no chance of a relationship and we're not friends either. Oh, we can be friends, I guess. I need someone to cry on when my boyfriend is a jerk and I know you'll be there for me. You're like a big sister! God I hate myself!

Boring? Hell no. These comics are actually damn good... this was the wrong thread for them.

*laughs!*

It was a crappy four months of my life so I decided to put it here. There are about 100 more comics I could make just about my relationship with this one girl alone.

Something is wrong with this thread... too many good strips being posted...

I _liked_ attitude's most recent one... :(

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Something is wrong with this thread... too many good strips being posted...

I _liked_ attitude's most recent one... :(

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Kudos for the Larson reference... but um... I'm sorry, that was funny too.

The very fact that a strip does not have a joke/punchline can be funny in itself...

Three jokes (well, two and a half) by DexX 1-27-01

Frank's poor eyesight finally led him to heartbreak. Why hello there, gorgeous... Television paranoia. STOP STARING AT ME!!!! DexX realised that he can't think of a third single-panel gag for this strip. Shit.

OK, so maybe not in this case...

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Looks like it's time for me to save the day with one of my crappy comics from the past.

CC45: X-Treme Bird Love by crabby 7-17-01

This is some X-Treme bird humping going on here! Good thing I use Double Action brand condoms. Double Action condoms electronically tested and manufactured to EN600 and BS3704 1996 requirements. Certified to ISO 9002, EN 46002. CE 120 Now the bird wants a piece of my lucious ass. Godd thing he's using those X-treme Double Action condons. Little does he know I only use sheepgut condoms.

This isn't funny at all. It's just bad.

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This is the worst comic I ever made. Hopefully by posting it here I can achieve some sort of catharsis. Kaufman gave me a great setup and I just couldn't do anything with it.

And now that that Comic Cup is over...

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Something is wrong with this thread... too many good strips being posted...

I _liked_ attitude's most recent one... :(

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To go with the *failed* relationships trend crabby seems to have started (Loved the True Story series by the way, it reminds me of most every girl I know)...

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I think this strip is abominable, but one or two of my friends claim to have liked it. Perhaps they're just being polite.

Sore hands by andydougan 7-13-01

Jesus? What? I've got a Madonna/Whore complex. I think Madonna's a whore! Lol! Ah.

The Sunscreen Posting: Don't narrate. If I could offer everyone who makes strips on this site just one piece of advice, that would be it. Don't narrate.

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I realise this one isn't actually very funny, but it made me laugh. Maybe it's related to the way some people, myself included, find it hard not to laugh at funerals, even though they're not amusing.

Early on, I learned the hard way that I'm no good at multiple-strip stories. These are so bad I'm almost too embarrassed to post them, but here goes.

Is this the end for Andy Dougan? by andydougan 4-20-01

Andy Dougan is on the run from the law after reviewing films he hadn't actually seen. Phew! I think I gave them the slip. Confound it! It's the pigs! I'm cornered! Later, in court... Under an Act of Parliament passed in 1742 which has never been revoked, pretending to have seen films is punishable by death in Govan. TAKE HIM DOWN!!!

Only language they understand by andydougan 4-20-01

Andy Dougan, world-famous film critic, is on death row. I kidnapped children, leaving their heads on their families' doorsteps, buggered my mother to death, and masterminded a nuclear holocaust in which untold millions perished. What are you in for? I pretended to have seen films I hadn't. Hey! I want a new cell! This guy's some kind of a sicko!

Steve McQueen is no match! by andydougan 4-20-01

Andy Dougan, film critic, and Lucifer Jones, evil mass murderer, are on death row. I have an ingenious escape plan. Observe. Hey, guard, did you know that hammering nails into your head produces cheap sexual excitement? Gurgle...all getting blurry... He bought it! C'mon, Andy, we're outta here!

Everything's back to normal by andydougan 4-20-01

Andy Dougan, film critic, and Lucifer Jones, evil sadist, have escaped jail. Free! Free to commit acts of unspeakable depravity once again! Want to play the biscuit game? Yeah, okay.

At least it ended on a (sort of) high.

Ackle. Is there nothing I do correctly?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Ackle. Is there nothing I do correctly?

When it comes to on going comic strips this series can't be beat. Actually it's not very good, but at the time it made me giggle like a school girl.

CC43: Fire Boobs by crabby 7-13-01

Fire Boobs.

CC43: Rocket Boobs by crabby 7-13-01

Rocket boobs.

CC43: Jesus Boobs by crabby 7-13-01

Jesus boobs

In retrospect I probably should have just left it alone after Fire Boobs.