crabby, that Aqua Tobor thing is scarier than you realize. Click away.

Here is an absolutely shocking strip that I made in one of my "no ideas, but must make comics" moods.

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This is the best strip ever:

[Click to view comic: 'The TV is satanic']

No! Not you too!

No! Not you too!

hey no slaging i am an 11 year old and mi girlfriend just left me so i am suicidall. I am sorry that is why i am pants.

[Click to view comic: 'What I did yesterday.']

I didn't know you could actually be a toilet seat-installer by profession.

Oh yeah, it's a challenging job. I didn't study for four hard years at uni to do any old crap job. Nope, toilet seat installing is where it's at. Although, as we speak, I have a toilet paper holder and a towel rail on my desk that also need put up. But I think I'll leave that to someone else because frankly I can't be arsed. I want to go for lunch but I can't until Marti Pellow's management phone me back. Dammit!

You keep your desk in your bathroom?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Heres my newest crappy comic for all my adoring fans.

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I'm thinking about going on with the THIRSTY BEATNIK serious. I think I got about another 5 or 6 panels of jokes with this story alone.

Today the news said to microwave your mail. I don't think this is safe. Anyway, that's my inspiration for this crappy gem:

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'RUMORS OF AQUA TOBOR ARE SPREADING']

But wouldn't Itohg be a better name for Aqua Tobor?

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Really? Why didn't you put any in the first strip? *evil grin*

Doctor Kaufman, you are truly a colossal geek.

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So, he's been making balloon animals out of what he thought was money? What kind of beer were they drinking?
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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

I meant to put it like that, seriously. Anyway, here is my newest comic miniseries.
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What, you think no one here reads Dilbert?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

SHUT UP. i only borrowed the second one. the rest are mine.

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I laughed my ass off at this one. I think it's a good one, but then again I've fallen on my head a few times so what do I know.
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The third panel narration was pointless, but it was kind of almost halfway okay otherwise. I'm amazed that you still have fun putting me in strips, though.

For future reference, I'm more likely to ask for "the one where the pre-teen lesbians get fucked by the tenticles."

Dammit, stop with the making offputting suggestions for my comix, I was just beginning to get my appetite back fromt the "did you remember to wear a condom when you fucked your little friend stan in the ass" deal.

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This is my first fart joke, and the first comic I made with the asiangirls in it besides the one I made the day before yesterday about wirthling.
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My new edition to comic convention, Drexle, thought you might like this. Also I put some special feature crap. This post is like a dvd.

First Edition
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The third panel narration was pointless, but it was kind of almost halfway okay otherwise. I'm amazed that you still have fun putting me in strips, though.

For future reference, I'm more likely to ask for "the one where the pre-teen lesbians get fucked by the tenticles."

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[Click to view comic: 'AQUA TOBOR 4 SALE']

[Click to view comic: 'AQUA TOBOR SOLD!!!!!!!!!']