Send up the Spanksignal!!!

I wrote two versions of this one for Kramer vs. Kramer's contest, and didn't submit either of them... It was an installment in a little theme I decided to run with the where the asian girls were taunting me for writing suck ass comics. They're more right than I feared.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 63: Make it stop... Dear God, make it stop...']

I personally laugh at this one, even though I don't think it's one of the best I've done... I didn't think it stood a shot in hell of winning, so I never bothered to post it.

[Click to view comic: 'CAPTAIN AMERICA']

This comic's pretty bad, but I still think it's better than an Animal Crackers one.

[Click to view comic: 'Animal Crackers']

[Click to view comic: 'Strip Creator's Question Time']

I confess to having changed mine to the Russell Crowes revenge one just to get a cheap laugh.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[Click to view comic: 'FIND NEAL']

I considered entering this into CC69 but I read it a second time and thought it wasn't even worth it.

So now for the very first time crabbys long lost CC69 entry!

[Click to view comic: 'CC69: AQUA TOBORS']

Jeez... that barely makes sense even in the context of the contest.

It's my secret shame. Well not anymore.

I made it at like 2 AM half asleep and almost peed my pants laughing. Then in the morning I went to post it read it again and saw it was awful. Now it has been immortalized in the crappy comics thread.

I have comics like that too... ones that I loved when I typed, but looked at not hours later in disgust. Sort of like the one I just posted, except I actually do laugh at it when I'm in the right mood.

THEY DON'T GET CRAPPIER THAN THIS ONE.

[Click to view comic: 'God's GAY!']

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

No they don't, they really don't get crappier than that.

Or do they.........

[Click to view comic: 'SNOW']

Snow was great:

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Police them come an' now they blow down me door
One him come crawl through through my window
So then they put me in the back the car at the station
From that point on me reach my destination
When the destination reached it was the east detention
Where them whipped down me pants looked up me bottom so

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You'll be happy to know that I'm the webs leading supplier of Snow based comics with one.

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You'll be happy to know that I'm the webs leading supplier of Snow based comics with one.

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[Click to view comic: 'This "SNOW" cartoon rules all others!']

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

[Click to view comic: 'SNOW 2']

Thanks for creating a space for crappy comics.
[Click to view comic: 'PATTY DUKE conjures up a dream.']
I think the general population will groan at this one.

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

Snow was more of a ragga-style chatter than a scatman. The best scatman was Scatman John, although Scatman Crothers who was in The Shining is also worthy of note.

What about the best scatmuncher?

[Click to view comic: 'Scatman John meets an unbeliever']

I plan on making alot of AQUA TOBOR comics.

Available only in the crappy comics thread.

[Click to view comic: 'AQUA TOBOR STRIKES']

[Click to view comic: 'AQUA TOBOR']