Doing the Monster Mash?

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Team Zissou costumes are cheap and fun. $6 total

$3 for the shirt
$1 for the fake gun (hard to see in the pic)
$1 for the red cap
$1 for markers (shirt had to be modified)

i also made myself an official Team Zissou ID.

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AAACHH! ZOMBIES!

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Looks like boo-kake to me.

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Oh, that'll be the day when I un-die.

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The aisles were slick with vomit.

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What others say about boorite!

This Halloween I'm going to be the Green Lantern, for reasons I'm unsure of because I've never really liked the comic at all. I think I just wanted the geekiest thing I could think of.

My girlfriend's going to be an angel, and my friend Forrest is an upside-down guy. he has a full body-sized mask that's just a drawing of a guy, upside down. It rocks.

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Which Green Lantern? Alan Scott, Hal Jordan, John Stewart, Guy Gardner, Kilowog, Kyle Rayner...?

Sorry, had to up the geek factor even more. :D

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my friend Forrest

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It cost more than $10, but it was worth it:

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"Old" is the old new.

I am absolutely terrified of the above costume.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

that is the coolest thing ever. i bet bisexuals will be hitting on you all night

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what if nigger meant kite

Nice shank costume...

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I won the costume contest at the local gaming store, to which I went as an 8-sided die. Pictures are forthcoming.

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BWAHAHAHA! Scyess, that's brilliant.

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LadyJ, your sexy geekiness makes me want to toss for charisma.

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LadyJ, your sexy geekiness makes me want to toss for charisma.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Scyess is proving that you can still go to the party, even if you don't have a date.

This year will be a repeat of last year for me. Tinkerbell, I also got some green pantyhose from Target so not to freeze my butt off. (Going to be 50F-ish tonight). My son is, appropriately, Captain Hook. My mother will be handing out the candy at my house while Travis and I trick for his treats as a school lunchlady (Her actual occupation, only exaggerated with big hair, a hairnet, and a huge bloody--or maybe that's actually what's for lunch today--spoon). My father is going to join us later as, you guessed it, Gomez Adams. I'll see what I can do about pictures. You're already guaranteed pictures of Travis.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Carl Spackler, baby. Cost: $0.00

Scyess, you're the best damn he-she I've ever seen!

You need a bigger boob though.

Nyess, Scyess, you're a near dead ringer for the original Gertrude-Gerald!

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Heh, tosser.

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Don Johnson.

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