choadwarrior
Crash Magnet
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Externalization squeeked by to win Best Personal Favorite by a half-vote. This is still anybody's contest...hang in there everybody.
Contestants...send me your Best Work-Related Strip by Sunday.
Voters...Who has the Best Relationship Strip?
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| (SIGH) I really do miss having big boobs. | |
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| I really do miss your having big tits, too. | |
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| Now even my little sister's boobs are bigger than mine. | |
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| She's preggo, for god's sake! | |
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| Hey, maybe you could get a job as a wet nurse. | |
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| Welcome to Starbucks, may I take your order? | |
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| I require a large Potion of Sleep Resistance. | |
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| Up all night playing Everquest again? | |
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| Silence infidel, or there will be smiting! | |
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| Doesn't your girlfriend get annoyed with you? | |
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| The Female NPC? It left some time ago. It bothers me not, its account had 2 months left on it, and I've got the password. | |
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| So, do you enjoy all the privileges that come with being a priest, Father? | |
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| Oh yes, it is quite a privilege to speak as the voice of God on Earth. | |
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| What I mean is, do you touch boys? | |
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| I should hope that, through my works, I touch a lot of people, just as the Lord's Word has touched me. | |
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| But don't you have anything you want me to... you know, feel for you? | |
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| Why yes, the undying love and compassion of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. | |
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| Hi, cutie! I love sexy geek guys. I'm Lisa. | |
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| Chris. Uh... So... Want to come back to my place? | |
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| You were great! Want to go catch a movie sometime? | |
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| Sure! I'll call you later. | |
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Every day brought us closer together.
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| I'm almost ready to go. I just need to finish taking over the world first. | |
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| That's what you said two hours ago. | |
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Dinner at expensive restaurants were the norm.
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| Two large fries with lots of mayo to go. | |
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We wandered around the city, hand-in-hand, for hours.
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| I wonder where he's gotten to.... | |
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There might be a late entry here...I didn't want to hold off any longer.
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