CC 299: press conference by mandingo 10-04-05

mandingo, what's your stance on n00b forum etiquette? zzz mandingo, are you sleeping at your own press conference?? huh... what... no! what kind of man do you think... well, okay, yes. i was dreaming about orphans in a burning building saving them? be a bit counterproductive, wouldn't it?

CC 299: on the campaign trail... by mandingo 10-04-05

burn, baby. mandingo, did you doze off again?? burn for papa.

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what if nigger meant kite

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pick me! pick me!

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This one outta do it! YAY!!

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I'm so glad I can now jerk my yerk!

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Whee!

CC 299: Mission Impossible by niteowl 10-04-05

So niteowl, why should you be the host of CC 300? Remember, we're live on the air right now, so please...no sexual innuendo or profanity. Forget it then. I withdraw.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

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nanoo nanoo

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okay. it worked this #^$% time!

CC 299: Edoggydog style by flipynif1 10-04-05

..so I told him to make you the winner of CC: 299. Groovyâ„¢! Yeah, and all I had to do was give the Goats some "Good Times" Nice! Tell me all the juicy details! Well we first went to the arcade and played some pinball then we went to the mall to shop for shoes then we..... Dammit back to the old Goat Aficiado Mags.

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I dumb :D

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woahoa, it was good living with you

Rhyme Time!

She didn't know what would set her apart from the rest, so she put her country to the test Vote for me cuz I'm from Canada!!

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Yahoo seriously!

CC 299: Secretly, I do want biped to win by attitudechicka 10-05-05

We're here live with Attitudechicka, who, judging from her many buttons, is in support of a variety of candidates. Yes with the exception of biped. And why is it that you are not in support of biped for this election? I did not go camping with that dog, Mr. dogonball. Alrighty then. Back to you, Margie

CC 299: SUCWbAd Commercial # 1 by attitudechicka 10-05-05

Mandingo, the man with the sad clown avatar that lets you know everything's going to be alright. Mandingo, the name you find written in urine on the bottom of a snowman. Mandingo, the guy to run CC 300. Paid for by Strippers to Unassociate Chicka with biped and dogonball (herself).

CC 299: SUCWbAd Commercial # 2 by attitudechicka 10-05-05

Vote for Dan because... well... uh... Hmmm... because he has a naughty sausage! Paid for by Strippers to Unassociate Chicka with biped and dogonball (herself).

CC 299: Donations Accepted by attitudechicka 10-05-05

Okay I give up. Vote for anyone but biped and/or dogonball. Which I'm not sure if they're the same person or seperate entities. Paid for by Strippers to Unaaciate Chicka with biped and dogonball. And please send money to the SUCWbAd association.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

CC299: Making the banner by mmyers 10-05-05

In honor of CC 300, I called a sign company and had them make this keen banner. Wheel it in... Si si! I guess the connection on the phone wasn't so good.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

CC 299: oh no you di'nt by mandingo 10-05-05

hey, mandingo. how are things going with those two Chinese delegates you're wooing to finance your campaign? well, Interrogative African, it's been a chore, let me tell you. the first thing Phun and Chung wanted when they got off the plane were hookers. and they both had very specific desires. Phun just wanted straight half-and-half: half the girls to blow him, half to screw him. but Chung was a stranger cat. he wanted all the girls to wear strapons and take him from behind. it's okay though - i hired 20 hookers and gave them very specific instructions on what to do. what did you tell them? everybody half Phun tonight, everybody wang Chung tonight

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what if nigger meant kite

CC 299: DOCTOR DOCTOR! by flipynif1 10-05-05

I'm afraid you're not going to make it. OH NO!! I thought I just had tennis elbow *wahh* The cancer is too far spread. What am I going to tell everyone?? *sniffle* You will need a funny bone transplant do you know any donors? We'll have to keep our eyes on the CC: 299.

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I dumb :D

Aargh!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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whatever

Admit it, you've always wanted the chance to use this title:

One Day in the Holy Roman Empire by kaufman 10-05-05

How goes it in your duchy? Not well. The forests are in unrest. Every oak and birch trembles in fear that Attila's armies will rampage through and destroy the forest. How are things in yours? It is horrible. Our towns are plagued with tubercular street performers, who have caused the populace to refuse to leave their houses. Sorry to hear that. But prithee, I still think we've got it worse. And I don't see it that way ... Tell you what, why don't we trade maladies? The deal is sealed. Let the news of the trade ring forth throughout the Empire: COUGH MIMES FOR TREE HUN DREAD!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Groovy!

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

CC 299 : Of course you know, this means war. by finn34 10-05-05

I've been called many things during this campaign. My sanity has been questioned, mud has been slung against my mattress-tag tearing younger years... I'm here to tell you, I'm not FINN-ished by a long shot. Oh no. Not me.

CC 299 : Nationalism.

Goddamnit, I love America! Aren't you Canadian?

by finn34, 10-05-05

CC 299 : Final. by finn34 10-05-05

Thus concludes my campaign for Comic Competition 300. My name is Finn34. Thank you all for listening. Good night. And everyone else is either a terrorist or completely batshit insane.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Note: I said "that" and not "those two" because if you haven't figured out that RCLOG and edoggydog are the same person by now, you're a dumbass.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

haha...

Wait a minute i'm not batshit insane or from the middle east....where does that leave me

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I dumb :D