I will in the next 24- 48 hours... most likely 24 ... so... post your LAST!!!

-- red

Life's a Beef Lindström by BigFrank105 6-20-05

Hey, Gene! How's it going today? Huh? Are you actually being nice to me? Well, I figure I'd might as well as your Doctor told me you have AIDS.

I made this one a while ago as a tribute to Injokester, so I don't know if it counts. Ah well.

RCL no. 725 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-11-05

Hey, Pocahontas... Yes, Abe? Wanna come back to my place and screw? Sure! Why not? I haven't been laid in weeks! Have you had a recent AIDS test, or atleast have a condom with you? No, and no! But, don't worry... I'm not even sure I'll be able to get it up! Fucking swell!

the last hooo-rah!

CC 306: sometimes more gets you less by Smarmulus 12-11-05

I'm dumping it less & less often. My crap is dwindling down to nothing. I think my shit has AIDS. No honey, the problem is you mistakenly believe lettuce and celery cause AIDS.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

CC 306: AIDS Town by biped 12-12-05

LOOK, KIDS! IT'S AIDSO THE CLOWN! HONK-HONK! Hi, Positive Pete! WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE THE LAST TWO SURVIVING CAST MEMBERS ON THE SHOW! Yes, it certainly... *koff**koff* (THUD!!!) Heh, heh...err... wasn't that funny, kids?

CC 306: Roy Aids, U.S. Marshall by biped 12-12-05

Hold it right there, Hillbilly Joe! Drop yer gun and put yer hands up, or I'll give yuh AIDS! NO, Marshall Aids, NO! I'm a-GIVIN' UP! Well, yuh done it agin, Marshall! HEE-HEE! How'd yuh do it this time, by doggies? Head 'im off at the pass? The ol' bushwack? No, I threatened to give him AIDS. Oh...yeah. *shudder* Yeeesh. Well, it's muh trademark. We cain't all be The Lone Ranger.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 306: Generation X-Box by suicide_king 12-12-05

No more XBox, Billy. Cunt. I pray you get the Aids. Now Billy, wishing Aids on your Mother, or anyone else, won't make it so. No, but slipping cat tranquilizer to my moms last night and fucking her limp body with my Aids infected penis might.

Ace, Initiate Destruct Sequence! by HCRoyall 12-12-05

You know, I was okay with the small quarters and lack of other company on this space station. Hell, I didn't even mind sharing that hot alien hooker with you. But now they're firing missiles at us because you didn't wear a condom and caught Martian AIDS. And now, you've left me with no choice... You're off the Christmas list this year. NOOOOOOOO!!!

Public Service Announcement by HCRoyall 12-12-05

Hi there. TOBOR here. I just wanted to put out this public service announcement. If you have AIDS, please go kill yourself now and save everyone else a lot of time and worry. Plus, it's no fun to ass-rape your pathetic, diseased, emaciated bodies.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Best Use of Python

Goes to: kaufman
For the Comic: Once More into the Drink #326243

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: attitudechicka
For the Comic: CC 306- AIDS about the dolla bill, ya'll #325971

Most Political

Goes to: UnknownEric
For the Comic: CC306: Hey, Look! Another Bush Joke! #326106

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: mandingo
For the Comic: Life is but a dream #325875

Most Sexual

Goes to: suicide_king
For the Comic: CC 306- Generation X-Box #327766

Most Ironic

Goes to: RandomComicLayoutGuy
For the Comic: RCL no. 708 #326061

Best Pun

Goes to: RandomComicLayoutGuy
For the Comic: RCL no. 712 #326289

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: RandomComicLayoutGuy
For the Comic: RCL no. 706 #327766

Most Obscure

Goes to: RandomComicLayoutGuy
For the Comic: RCL no. 705 #325907

The Tobor Award
For funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: HCRoyall
For the Comic: Public Service Announcement #327890

Best Title

Goes to: smamurai
For the Comic: Finding a Positive #312376

Most Similar

Goes to: RandomComicLayoutGuy and HCRoyall
For the Comics: RCL no. 705 #325907 and STD Physics #325927

AND

Kaufman and mandingo
For the Comics: CC 306: You've Got AIDS! #326252 and Life is but a dream #325875

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: BigFrank105
For the Comics: Life's a Beef Lindström #292687

The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: Smarmulus
For the Comic: CC 306- may I be of ass-istance-. #325878

Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: HCRoyall
For the Comic: CC 306- Unwittingly Wacist (and AIDs infested tribute) #325928

Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: HCRoyall
For the Comic: Robo-Immune Deficiency Syndrome #326938

More is good! For funny long panels

Goes to: Smarmulus
For the Comic: CC 306- Isaac laughs last (dedicated to Kaufman) #326064

Creativity Award

Goes to: RandomComicLayoutGuy
For the Comic: RCL no. 710 #326129

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: mandingo
For the Comic:

Birth of the Aids Monkey 2 by mandingo 12-01-05

oo, bad news. remember that monkey we released into the wild last month? how can i forget? that was the day you proposed! well i ran some bloodwork on him before i let him go and it seems that.. with the best of intentions mind you.. it seems we inadvertently created a virus with the capacity to destroy all life on earth HOLY FUCK! i knew that shifty little bastard couldn't be trusted once he refused to explode! how can we ever redeem ourselves to mankind?? we'll make the reception open bar

I loved the whole series

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: drawinger
For the Comic:

You've got AIDS! by drawinger 12-01-05

What would you do if you had AIDS? Shoot a few zombies, buy a gun, shoot some hookers, steal a spaceship, kill my mom__ AIDS is a disease. Oh. Well, then. All that minus the zombies.

Zinger Award (And the next host of Stripcreator Comic Competition 307)

Goes to: RandomComicLayoutGuy
For the Comic:

RCL no. 704 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-01-05

Dude! Those two bitches we're with last night were FINE! Oh, yeah! I didn't even mind them making us put on condoms to prevent the spread of AIDS! But, between you and I... Do you really think those two could have been HIV postive? No. Me, neither... What say we take off these stinking condoms! I'm with you on that! My balls are starting to itch!

I’d like to start out by saying that I’m incredibly sorry for delaying this judging for so long. To my credit, it couldn’t be helped. HC was correct in saying that I had been waylaid by this military of mine. All in all, I thought this was a great contest. I hope and anticipate that everyone will agree that RandomComicLayoutGuy dominated this one folks. Maybe I’m smoking some “bat shit”, but I don’t think so. I am glad to see how honed his Random layout skills have become. It’s amazing really. It’s could potentially be a comedy killer to limit one’s self to absolute improv, but he’s excelled at said medium with laughs to spare. At one time I was interested in what RandomComicLayoutGuy could do under “normal” circumstances, but then I though… why? Why stop teh funnaeh? Why destroy something beautiful to understand why it’s beautiful?

Anyway… I’ll get off his dick now. I hope I didn’t get AIDS!!!

Thanks everyone. You are all the shit.

Take it AWAY you random basturd!!! I can’t wait to see what you cook up for us with that Golden Random Button… thingy—oh nevermind. Just take it away.

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I won? Oh, shi- I mean, YAY! Thanks for your kind words, RF. I had a great time with CC 306. It will be hard to top the subject matter. I will now go in seclusion for the next 24-48 hours to research and develop the next CC.

I also want to acknowledge everyone who participated in CC 306. A lot of great comics came (so to speak) out of it. I especially liked Crabby's six part series.

Thanks again,
RCLG

You know, it's kind of depressing that I instantly spotted that pic to be a Heroclix S.H.I.E.L.D. agent repainted to be the Punisher.

It's more depressing that I thought that was worth posting.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

He's peeing all over himself and the ground out of fear of your geekiness.

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