CC 380: Objection

God damned Grateful Dead world tour.

by NeoVid, 2-13-08

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 380: Tree Hugger

Oh shit. Fred, I think that's a wild fire headed this way. Quick, someone call a hippy!

by deathtoradio, 2-14-08

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Hey! You know the rules! Darkies on the bottom of the panel!

by HCRoyall, 2-14-08

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The Two Johns - "There Will Be Yack!" by edoggydog 2-14-08

Hey, John... Have you seen the new Daniel Day-Lewis movie? Nope. Neither have I. But, I just LOVE the promos I constant-ly hear on the radio! I actually HATE those promos! If, I hear just one more quote from "There Will Be Blood', I think I'll- "There's a whole ocean of oil beneath our feet, and I'm the only one that can get at it!" -throw up!*YAAAAAAAAACK*

The Two Johns - "There Will Be Bloods, Yo!" by edoggydog 2-14-08

"I have a competition in me... I don't want anyone else to succeed!" Please, John. No more Daniel Day-Lewis quotes! "I...drink...your... ...MILKSHAKE! I drink it UP!!" Stop! "I drink it UP! I drink it ALL up! Drinky, drinky, DRINKY!! Give me that milkshake, bitch! I'll drink it drier than your grandma's pussy!" IF, YOU DON'T STOP QUOTING THAT GODDAMN MOVIE, THERE REALLY WILL BE BLOOD...YOURS!!

CC 380: Chimneystuck by 100Faces 2-15-08

Oh no! Santa did it again! Did what? Not getting in through the front door like everybody else. Do you think he'll make it down? No way, I'm totally blocked! And think of the smell in the house in just a few days.

CC 380 - 8 by lukket 2-16-08

Ngggg.... Ah! Ah! Ah! Ouahhhh..... Ah..... Wow, that was good, but why don't I get be on top? Why should you? You're my goddamn horse.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Blood Cells Main Ops Base

Listen up, guys! This just in from head-intelligence: Ovaries shut down permanently. Menopause in effect since eleven hundred this morning! MENS-CON 0? You kiddin´ me, Sarge? Dammit, now I´m never gonna see the beauties of Red River Valley ...

by Boring, 2-16-08

CC:380....No "Cum on Eileen"!! by Cre8tive13 2-16-08

Yo, cum stain! Hey, what's going on, bed bug? I saw you land last night. It was a quick flight, but you really stuck the landing! I shot out of him way too soon! Here comes the maid to change the sheets. Circle of life, I guess! Damn it, already?......I could have been a sombody!!! Good-bye cruel world!

CC380: The World-Dominating Weiner (Number Two) by christopher7murphy 2-16-08

Ha Ha! Soon I will be prepared over an open flame. Sautéed in a delicate wine sauce, and served with steamed aspargus. Ha! Well...that was foolhardy.

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

f00kin christ. lots of entries. i'll judge this later tonight so get your last minute entries and any offers of fellatio in while you can

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what if nigger meant kite

Bob and Jim (4) by El_Phen 2-14-08

Hey Bob. Can I have that stapler back? I've just printed out that report and I want to give it to Dave before he leaves. Love to Jim but can't right now. Why's that Bob? Unfortunately, while using it to staple my foreskin to the desk the mechanism jammed and I can't get it off. Why on Earth would you want to staple you foreskin to your desk!? Would you believe that I thought the extra weight would get my balls out of the superglue on my desk lamp?

Bob and Jim (5) by El_Phen 2-15-08

Jim? Bob? So, how'd ya like the new cubicle? Bob, I can't say its altogether to my tastes. I mean, I miss being so close to the water cooler, my plant gave me so much needed greenery and Mindy was just behind me if I needed a letter written. What!? I thought you'd be happy to have all those naked pictures of Ted's wife, the anal lube and butt plug selection and that CCTV monitor so you can watch Mindy peeing! And yet even all those can't compare to the 'Drawer of a Thousand Surprises'. I didn't know you could fit so many body parts up your pee-hole. And they're not your body parts. Or attached to people.

Bob and Jim (6) by El_Phen 2-15-08

Jim, do you ever wonder what's outside these cubicles? That there might be more to life than just these three walls and a potted plant? That's dangerous thinking Bob, maybe you should get back to work. Why'd you ask anyway? I drilled a 'Glory Hole' through the wall behind me to see what would happen. And? Mindy's moustache tickles. Bob. Mindy left on Monday. That's Ted's cubicle now.

CC 380: Brick Floyd's Mum by 100Faces 2-17-08

We don't need no education ... I don't need no thought control ... 'Cause all in all I'm just another brick in the wall. And if you don't work harder at school, young man, that's all you're ever gonna be!

CC 380 - 9 - Co-literal damage part 2 by lukket 2-17-08

I don't know why I keep going to this place. Why did they remove the floor? You know, it's your own fault. How can this be my fault? You said to the owner last week that you expected this place to be flawless.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

CC 380: This Little Light of Mine

Have you seen the things the priest does to that altar boy? Seen them?! I've been part of them!

by kane2742, 2-17-08

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

judging time!

lots of good entries for this one. first time i narrowed it down to the finalists, there were still nearly 20 entries left, so i re-re narrowed it, this time with Extra Strength Bleach pellets, and i got it down to 5, which should be considered the uber whitened Kamehameha finalists... of justice. one of these five will be the winner:

-Bad Boys, Bad Boys & Car 69, Where Are You? miniseries by umfumdisi

-Dead Poets' Society by themushroom

-Answering the Proverb by TheGovernor

-This Little Light of Mine by kane2742

-Secrets by Shaneo39

this was a tough choice since i loved them all, biblically, but in the end the one that kept making me laugh on each rereading was this one:

Answering the proverb

Oh Crap, Im falling, somebody HELP, please for the love of god prop me up or something. Shit, there's no-one around, AGGGHHHHH!!!!

by TheGovernor, 2-13-08

congratulations, TheGovernor! TheWinner is TheYou!

and thanks to everyone who entered

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what if nigger meant kite

Cool, thanks mandingo.

I'll get a new compo up soon.