My parents get those little 12 packs. I can drink more than the size I have it's just that they're cheaper where I live only when they're on special.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

I've also been eating these things:

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

I am eating an apple RIGHT NOW.

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Beeko180

I finished them a couple days ago.

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I eat Granny Smith apples

[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Granny_smith

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I am eating another apple which is two in one day.

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Kraft changed the picture on their peanut butter. it used to be a cartoon bear giving a thumbs up and now it's a cartoon bear (different bear) holding a giant peanut. i like the old bear better. he is looking out giving the thumbs up saying YES, BEAR APPROVED and I know that he cares and wants me to enjoy my sandwich. the new bear ignores me and stares at the nut which makes me question his sanity and the safety of the peanut butter (an assuring thumbs up from the old bear is missed) also he is naked. i think the new bear may have had something to do with the old bear's disappearance.

another change is it now opens from the top instead of the bottom.

i ate TWO peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich.

these are the other sandwich spreads I have

vegemite

honey, orange marmalde, strawberry jam. i used to prefer raspberry jam but they don't have it anywhere to steal so I get strawberry and now I like strawberry more anyway.

 bunch of butters and some other kind of spread which doesn't identify itself

I also have a jar of vegemite. it's the only jar I have.

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here are some pictures of pizzas I found on a camera. I ate them in September

This one got stuck to the box. It has on it: egg, bacon, ham, cheese. we call this a aussie pizza. i don't know if we invented it or if we just like it.

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God, you people put eggs on everything. What the hell? You and New Zealand both.

"Hey, there's not enough cholestrol on this bacon cheeseburger. Let's add a fried egg!"

It's a wonder any of you live past 22.

Otherwise, your country is verra nice.

And the pizza actually looks good. Is the egg already cooked before it's added, like boiled or fried or something, or do they crack an egg, stir it up, and drizzle it over the mozzarella to cook?

[edited by boloboffin on 11-11-08 at 1:11:35pm]

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Things are better with eggs on them. the egg isn't cooked before it goes on.

  Another good thing (origin unknown) is a hamburger in batter. which is a fat slab of hamburger meat (beef, onion, herbs, idk what else) put in batter and deep fried. It is the best thing I have ever eaten. cholesterol is awesome.

I've never had a vegemite pizza (also has eggs on it).

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I'm eating these. mmmmmmmmmmmmm

And these. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I didn't know they had egg on pizzas. What brand? dominoes? Eagle Boys? Pizza Hut? 

(there the only ones I know, At least the only ones i can remember at this exact moment in time.)

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domino's: no. they came from america and didn't change anything.

Eagle Boys: yes but I've never seen an eagle boys. 

Pizza Hut: the website says they don't but they used to.

 i don't eat pizzas from any of these shops. the only big chain left in my area is domino's and that's not very popular. 
but I know about 20 other pizza shops and they all put eggs on pizzas.

here are some pictures of my favourite pizza shop from google maps

there's two pizza shops seperated by a chicken shop. the other one is a domino's.

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I feel good safe that Domino's isn't popular anywhere.

dcomposed

I'm surprised that we have not had such a thing at our Texas State Fair. God knows they fry everything else possible. We've had Deep Fried Latte, Deep Fried Coca-Cola, Deep Fried Macaroni and Cheese, Deep Fried Bacon, Deep Fried Green Beans, Deep Fried Cheesecake, Deep Fried Grilled Cheese Sandwich, Deep Fried Jelly Beans...

The Latte was the best. It was actually just phillo dough fried, a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top, latte-flavored syrup drizzled on top, and whipped cream. The Coke was bad, because instead of phillo dough, they had little dough balls with actual Coca-Cola syrup drizzled on top. Ugh. mac and cheese, eh. Bacon put my teeth on edge. Didn't get to the green beans. Cheesecake was awesome - it was wrapped in a phillo dough pouch. Deep Fried Grilled Cheese Sandwich was just too greasy. Didn't get to the jelly beans.

 If you like chocolate, the Deep Fried Chocolate Truffles were very nice.

I'm glad the Texas State Fair is only once a year. I'm really surprised no one has thought deep fried hamburger patty. Maybe I should call someone up and suggest it. They could charge out the ass for a deep fried hamburger patty. Egg could be extra.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

You all remember Australian/American (but more Australian than American) hip-hop group Apsci's hit 2005 Quannum Projects album Thanks For Asking (mostly a re-release of their 2003 album Get It Twisted on Australia's Elefant Traks), and you all remember the great song Stompin' featuring your favourite rapper and mine, Pigeon John (I PUT ON INTERNET IF YOU DONT KNOW IT) where Ra LaMotta explains "I got a mandate to make the jam great and keep it fat and greasy like a ham steak"
Well I ate one of those this evening, along with some potatoes, cabbage, beans and carrots.

Walter Hudson ate ham steaks according to wikipedia. i'd rather just eat bacon but other people like things i don't so i go along with it.

I actually ate that two days ago but I didn't have Firefox open so I put it in a .txt file so I didn't forget what I ate. Today I ate a salmon (which is stupid) and coleslaw (which is a dumb thing to have with salmon).

I didn't catch the salmon I just ate it. but if you want to catch an elephant shark now is the time to do it.

[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_shark

 i am starting a new mission now to kill and eat some elephant sharks

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boloboffin

Would like to eat:
Deep Fried Latte
Deep Fried Green Beans
Deep Fried Cheesecake

wouldn't bother:
Deep Fried Coca-Cola
Deep Fried Macaroni and Cheese
Deep Fried Bacon
Deep Fried Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Deep Fried Jelly Beans 

 deep frying is good but these are sound like silly ideas done to get your state dissed on international news
Tonight: white tiger mauls a man to death, man jailed for killing baby girl, and you won't believe what those fat Americans are up to this time

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i ate three eggs one tomato and about a kg of bacon

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Allsups chimichanga. Last night, 2 am.

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I had some Maryland Crab soup.  It didn't have enough Old Bay in it.

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I has a flavor!

I've got 50 pounds of Deep Fried Bacon to lose, so I've joined Nutrisystem. I've heard all the horror stories and am resigned to it. My first shipment gets here on Wednesday.

So today I had fried shrimp at TGIF's. It was too bready and too TGIFucked up like everything they do. I'll have to go do Mexican somewhere tomorrow. Mi Cocina is a good restaurant that's close.

Oh, Jesus, I've been looking forward to Quantum of Solace opening, and the fucker is open right now! Gotta go see it.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

dcomposed

i did the same thing today but less bacon and i had a muffin (this kind).

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I've lost almost 9 pounds in the first week of my diet. 41 more to go!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Congratulations, Bolo.  Keep it up and don't get discouraged if you hit a plateau.  

(I'm on an 8 year plateau myself after losing 70 lbs).

Gret kob Bolo! Keep up the good work. I'm off to go find some elephant fish.

boloboffin

cool beans.

today I ate a quarter pounder and a large fries. it was a great tasting quarter pounder. i give it **** four stars out of five on the burger scale of all the burgers (not just in mcdonalds). usually i would rate a burger from mcdonalds about * or **. i haven't eaten a hamburger from mcdonalds in a while and I know they do it differently now so it may be that they have improved. the fries were good too but they're bits of potato that have been in oil and had salt put on them which is not hard to do correctly.

here are Abbie Cornish and Heath Ledger who are the coolest people in McDonalds.

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