andydougan advances. Thanks for playing, Ranma X, and please stick around to vote...

Qualifier Round, Match # 3

crabby vs. fuck

Here's the template:

CCIX #3 by wirthling 6-11-02

(Yes, I know I'm playing to fuck's schtick by including feetforears, but I think crabby can handle the challenge.)

Players, please have your comics submitted by Friday 6/14 1:20am stripcreator time...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

ComicCup9:WeinerCircle by crabby 6-12-02

Transform me into a weiner Genie! This I command you! Step into the machine and I will make it so. Fuck+Comic_Contest=Weiner? I said I wanted to be a weiner! Fuck is you!

Calling fuck to the dance floor...fuck to the dance floor, please...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Well, that was a let-down. As infrequently as fuck posts, though, I'm not entirely surprised.

fuck forfeits, crabby advances.

Qualifier Round, Match # 4

Kajun Firefly vs. Scyess

Here's the template:

CCIX #4 by wirthling 6-13-02

Players, please have your comics submitted by Monday 6/17 2:30am stripcreator time...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Dammit, I knew you'd use the rocker guy in your template. I just KNEW it. Damn...

Anyway...

Comic Cup 9: The Secret Escapes by Scyess 6-14-02

**BREOWWRRR** o/` O. Don't think I'm in love. Was sent from a-booooove... o/` A, F-sharp, B... or was it B-sharp? Fuck... Gee... without make-up Brittney Spears looks a lot like Kurt Cobain. ____________ Well, you know, no one never saw the two together...

Now let's just hope Kajun accidentally sucks himself into his own vacuum cleaner and can't escape until Monday at 2:31 am.

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"Old" is the old new.

Comic Cup 9: Worst. Duet. Ever. by KajunFirefly 6-14-02

o/` Mother fucking, Mother fuck, fuck fuck cunt, super mother fucking fuck... o/` o/` Some people say that they are in love, but those people don't know what they speak of... o/` o/` Mother fucking, Mother fuck, fuck fuck cunt, super mother fucking fuck... o/` You know, perhaps pairing Slipknot with R.E.M. was a bad idea.

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Dad was flammable

Scyess

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I like both, but I'll go for Kajun.

Britney Scyess

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Scyess

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Fly Firekajun

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Scyess

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Scyess

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

R.E.M + Slipknot = Gold, 1 vote for Mr. Kajun

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Psi-S

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

*sigh* S

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Kajun

By a country mile.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Scyess

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Kajun

Scyess

Scyess

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-working towards a worse tomorrow.

By a count of 10 - 5, Scyess advances.

And now there are 16...

Sweet 16, Match # 1

pita vs. Fuzzyman

Here's the template:

CCIX # 5 by wirthling 6-16-02

Players, please have your comics submitted by Tuesday 6/18 midnight stripcreator time...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I can't imagine how adding words could make that template any funnier.

Yeah, seriously, that comic is great the way it is.

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Dad was flammable

Jesus wept.

CCIX: Jesus Said... by fuzzyman 6-16-02

You wanted to see me, Father McFeely? Get down here and give me some sweet loving, boy! We're locking you away, pervert! Well, if you insist! Git down here and gimme some sweet lovin', boy! Wow! That whole "Doing unto others as you would have them do unto you," really pays off!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.