Honest, Obi, I planned this one all out before seeing yours. At least you'll be one of the select few who understand it ...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 137: Pirates of the Monongahela']

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[Click to view comic: 'Seas of Cheese']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

[Click to view comic: 'Boorite is a Butt Pirate']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

[Click to view comic: 'Pirate Enterprise']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

[Click to view comic: 'Arr!']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 137- Law And Order']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 137: Pirate Tales']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Actually the title's over my head. Will you fill me in if I call you the Stripcreator Football League's leading pun-ter?

That comic made me think of this non-compliant-so-some-of-you-may-bitch-I-shouldn't-post-it-here-to-which-I-would-respond-I-am-an-individual-damn-you-and-then-moon-your-conformist-progenitors one.

[Click to view comic: 'Cub Hall of Famers']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

This one also has absolutely nothing to do with pirates! But at least I'm not dead inside you conformist bastards!

[Click to view comic: 'I could, you know.']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

quote:

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[Click to view comic: 'Stream of Conscoiusness']
[Click to view comic: 'Two Bits!']

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At least I pretended to be within the rules with this one...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 137: I hate myself']

Not very funny, but hopefully it'll be original (I didn't read any of the others so I don't know if this joke was done already) and it manages to fit the guidelines.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 137: It has a pirate in it, honest!']

It's Iron Comix! The Pirate Battle is o-VAH! And now, the judging.

OTA: Fukui-san! I'm told Big Evil Dan's excellent entries are disqualified because of a longstanding "unwritten rule" of comics contest succession!

FUKUI: Whatever, Ota, you prick.

DUMB CELEBRITY JOCK: Uhh, I thought kaufman's use of puns was real... good, yeah. But I didn't get a lot of them. So... ungh.

BOORITE: I liked the way itsclark's entries referred to ME. That's very important to ME. Excellent!

DUMB CELEBRITY BIMBO: ObiJo's entries were soooooo gooooood! But I don't know much about baseball. *Giggle!*

OLD CRITIC LADY: I'm gonna barf!

DUMB CELEBRITY JOCK: Ha ha ha. Ungghhh, yeah.

OLD CRITIC LADY: evil_d had me laughing out loud right away. "It's an iceberg," "Aaarrrrbonics".... classic comedy with a touch of current events in just the right balance.

FUKUI: ....and a mention goes out to all the other worthy challengers like DexX and israphael and musty... too many to mention here, but there can only be one. Who takes it? Whose comedy reigns supreme?

KAGA: eviiilllllllll ..... D!!!

OBIJO: What? That bastard!

OTA: ObiJo still not happy with runner-up status as victory eludes him by a hair....

So it's evil_d.

Cue the theme music already.

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What others say about boorite!

Iron Chef Stargell is coming to debone you.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'We are not afraid']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Arrrrr! Glad I be that I slipped boorite a piece o' me booty before judgin' time!

...I be referrin' to treasure, o' course!

CC138'll be droppin' anchor shortly! Last one aboard's a scurvy dog!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

And so I'm not a completely self-absorbed yit - Congratulations, _d!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

evil_d... whatever happened with that auto-magbast plaque? I have a vague memory that I was supposed to provide you with a blank, and then didn't... AM I a slack bastard in this regard?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Uh... yes. But probably because I disappeared from IRC for a while.

There's still some more work to be done on my end, but after I have the graphic and font files to work with.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I thought someone might enjoy this (from Exploding Dog):

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"Old" is the old new.

That is SO cool.

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One week to go!

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