All your base are covered by me!
What I meant to say is here's is a somewhat inverted version of one of my previous entries, so I can cover all potential truths.
That's not what I meant to say either.

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CC142 aka K-10 aka SuperFelchQuiz 23 by kramer_vs_kramer 9-17-02

Hi! Welcome to my non-web based party. Would you like to see my website? It's like a legal Napster. A legal Napster, eh? It must be pretty clever to get around the copyright issues. It is. There's no illegal activity going on there at all. So how does it work? It doesn't. So we'll never get sued!

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CC142 - Rentaguest by kramer_vs_kramer 9-17-02

So, anyway, for some months now we have this international artists label called sub_m7. Sub_m7 was formed from the austrian label subjekt TON ART FILM and the english label 7monks. You paid me $50 for a night of this? Don't you want some hot, sweaty sex? We basically covered most of europe and bits of south america. Videos, sound, graphics, visuals and much more... To think I turned down that scat-fetishist for THIS.

I just realised the title of this is a pun on an old TV show.

CC 142 by Drexle 9-17-02

According to a 'catagorize_unknown_people' subroutine, you are either an attractive but dumb 18 year old blonde, or an arboreal two toed tree sloth... or a mix of all three!!! GOD, THAT PIZZA IS SOOOOOOOO NICE !!!!!!! You want pie, you gimme fi dolla.

Oh, sorry for the misunderstanding. It's cool smarm, and might I add, very funny comic.

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CC 142: Sub_m7's gay ass party 2 by boinky33 9-17-02

Man! Your party sucks Penguin balls! I'm the only one who came to this crap hole! Well, one other person came. Hey, guys! We're out of fritos! Fritos! Fritos! Fritos! *MOAN!*

Entry #4:

CC 142: Feel the Burn by punkrockskaboy 9-17-02

What transpired the night of Sub_m7's party Mwuahahaha My guess is that 60-70% of all the people at my party are nerds. So, by blowing up the house, I am within 30% of being the biggest, smartest nerd alive! Son? What are you doing in here with my vibrator? Vibrator!? I thought it was a bomb, it is huge and it says TNT! Oh, honey, TNT stands for "The Naughty Tickler" and as for the size, well, mommy has been stretched worse than a volleyball net over the years. Put it back in my room when you are done playing. Ok mom...I'll need it for, umm, just a couple more hours *grin*

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I submit these comics as entires in the contest, as well as my tribute to the awesome power that is known as Vichyssoisegirl. (Please forgive the football references, I have no idea why I used them.)

CC142: Austrian Party Foul - 1st Down by dammit_jim 9-17-02

Yes? Hi, I'm here for the party. Sure, why not... SCROE!

CC142: Austrian Party Foul - 2 Point Conversion by dammit_jim 9-17-02

So, what do you think of the place? I expected better from a fucking gimp who cries himself to sleep from being an illiterate social outcast! Wait a minute, you're... KER-TRANSFORM! Vichyssoisegirl?!?! I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum!!!

CC142: Austrian Party Foul - 3 Point Field Goal by dammit_jim 9-17-02

Damn you, V-girl! Yes, tremble in fear, foolish weakling! I shall own your ass! ERROR3000!!! ERROR3000!!! What the...??? x = 1; for(n=0; n^x; n--) { printf("whatever/n"); } What do you know...he IS a chat bot...

CC142: Austrian Party Foul - 4th and Goal by dammit_jim 9-17-02

*beep beep* Well, my work here is done. Rot in hell, you waste of scrap metal. /* ?? who what fuck the is anything here ?? */ You are a retarded mother fucker, aren't you? you cannot judge the intellegence of a robot from a human point of view. *beep*

CC142: Austrian Party Foul - 5 Yard Penalty by dammit_jim 9-17-02

AB HEUTE SCHIESSEN WIR ZURUECK !!! Nobody spouts Hitler at me and gets away with it! ...oh shit... KER-TRANSFORM! Let it be known throughout the land...I shall always own his ass.

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CC142 by BeNN_MaKK 9-17-02

SUB_M7 YOU are having the the best party with everyone dancing that I have ever seen!! I AM dancing me too THank you!!

I KNow this is what it was really like!!!!
HAVE you ever been to a real party? No!!

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CC142 by BeNN_MaKK 9-17-02

SUB_M7 YOU are having the the best party with everyone dancing that I have ever seen!! I AM dancing me too THank you!!

I KNow this is what it was really like!!!!
HAVE you ever been to a real party? No!!

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I think this is the most prolific I've ever been for a comic contest, and it's to insult somebody. I kind of feel bad. On the other hand, these are funny.

CC142: A real live woman! by evil_d 9-17-02

Gee, sub, it's a shame none of your internet friends could make it to the party. Now they'll probably never believe you're really dating me. Yeah. But at least you're here, BITCH! Wh-what did you call me? *sob* Hey, wait! Didn't you notice the EXTREMELY FRIENDLY AND NON-AGGRESSIVE style I called you a bitch in?

CC142: Shave and a haircut by evil_d 9-17-02

So, Mr. Fuzzybear, I'd have to say that one of my greatest achivements was inventing the 4-state m_use bit. It has four states: 1, 0, -1, and infinite! But how can you store four different values in a simple off or on bit? Doesn't that actually require two bits? Fuck you, Mr. Fuzzybear.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

THis is it the big one!!!

CC142 ALL of Austria by BeNN_MaKK 9-17-02

THe partying is spilling out into the streets of all of Austria!! The Austrian people thank you for the national gift of this party!! The 13 YEar olds on stripcreator did not come!! They must not imagine what they are missing!! Then, back at USA OH I am so sorry I did not go to Sub_m7's party We are such HOT DOGS!

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ANd we are getting friends and taking over!!! Here is the next one!!

CC142 ENTER DEVIN!!! by BeNN_MaKK 9-17-02

You Austrians are right I will come help you!! Devin you are just as cool as us!! Sub_M7 I know you can party hearty!! WOW Devin you are dancing like there is only so much dancing left in all of the world!! (DANCING!) (DANCING!!!)

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Six Logicians by kaufman 9-17-02

A wiener is another term for hot dog. In German, it means a resident of Vienna. Vienna is the capital of Austria. Anyone here know any losers from Austria? And "eating" is slang for performing oral sex. Eeeeewww! Manky_Ben is too gross for me. Even *I* draw the line at gooey biscuits.

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Gabe, on behalf of everyone at StripCreator I wish to thank you for the license to kill you have given us.
Thank you!

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CC 142: What Dreams May Come by deucepm 9-17-02

Wh...whuh? My goodness, young man, you've had a narrow escape! We found you in the bathroom with your face in the toilet! I...I remember...I took all the pills...I saw a bright light... Well, don't worry. Your stomach's been pumped. You're right as rain and we can go back to sub_m7's party. Oh no...oh JESUS NO! COME BACK! I WANNA GO INTO THE LIGHT! I WANNA GO INTO THE LIIIIGHT!! Oh, cowboy up, you little nancy.

CC 142: Ah, '80s Nostalgia by deucepm 9-17-02

Do you like parties? Yeah... We can invite all our friends, and have soda and pie! Yeah!! I hope no BAD people show up. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CC 142: Talking Heads by BigEvilDan 9-17-02

Wow sub_m7! How did you get Brad Pitt to come to your party? That's not Brad Pitt, BeNN_MaKK. It's a human-like chat bot that I built. So are all the beautiful supermodels chat bots as well? No, they are just groupies who love my musical styles and cpu-melting hacking skills! I'm sorry, but my dog does more entertaining things with sock puppets. My hands smell like feet...

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Gabe, on behalf of everyone at StripCreator I wish to thank you for the license to kill you have given us.
Thank you!

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CC142 AFter dancing there is...(What??) by BeNN_MaKK 9-17-02

I must kiss you!! DEvin even though I do not feel this way this is the Austrian way please start with the kissing PArties have kissing!! SUB_M7 BeNN_MaKK and Devin 2gether 4ever!! THE END TOO MANY PANELS!!

Have I won yet?

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I don't know though, wasn't it this "license to kill" that got us into all this craziness in the first place?

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I thought of something original. How'd that happen?

CC 142: Unvited by NeoVid 9-17-02

Com to Sub_M7's kewl party evrywon! The hell I will. I hope too see yuo their! Could you tell me where you live? I want to send a package. Ignore the fact that it's ticking. Am I hallucinating again, or does Sub sound dumber every day? I talking English like suck! Big victoly!

Dammit, I should have had Sub say "needn't noo" somewhere in there.

And there's only 74 comics left til number 88888.

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One Toke Over the Lime by kaufman 9-17-02

How ya doing, Kajun? What a party! Have you seen sub_m7's fruit spread? The pears are great, and the limes - I must have had a dozen - are to die for! Anyway, I've got to go. There's an awards presentation in tribute to the year's best marijuana crops, and I have tickets! Ok, see you around. Any idea where Kajun went, Ken? Yeah, I saw him earlier. He's gone from sub's limes to the weed accolades.

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So at least SOME good comes out of this!

Here's another entry:

CC 142: What they're really thinking (refer to comic 88760) by Devin 9-17-02

When I said sucky-sucky for five dollars, being in this strip was NOT what I had in mind. *sigh* I REALLY hate being the default character... I swear I'll never 'dis another rotor turbine joke again, please end my misery! Pathetic human... one day YOU'LL be the one forced to dance the Macarena! sub_m7 blows hot dogs. Captain Obvious thinks that BeNN_MaKK is a self-gratifying lamer.

Please refer to BeNN_MaKK's comic (pretty please, with sugar on top?):

CC142 by BeNN_MaKK 9-17-02

SUB_M7 YOU are having the the best party with everyone dancing that I have ever seen!! I AM dancing me too THank you!!