Hmm, I don't get it. I have 1024 X 768, and only a seventeen inch monitor, but my line harn't (I just made that word up, use it if you want, just ascribe ownership to me) wrapped yet.

Odd. Not odd, I haven't seen Mrs. Henderson much lately, but boy does that elm Mr. Henderson recently put in look pretty, but odd nonetheless.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Im tempted to actually buy a decent monitor now JUST so i can see this thread wraparound.

No , wait , i have an old HP monitor that only does 800x600. I can see it already.

Ph33r.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Wrapped weeks (months?) ago on my monitor...

I am running at 1280x1024, with large fonts (125% normal size).

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Oh, I see. I thought you meant on the top and bottom of the page once you had opened it.

Mock me now.

NOW!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Gabe is a colossal dojo rat.

[Click to view comic: 'Crouching Donkey, Hidden Sausage']

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What others say about boorite!

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Oh, I see. I thought you meant on the top and bottom of the page once you had opened it.

Mock me now.

NOW!

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[Click to view comic: 'Now?']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

i am a colossal geek

yes darling, you really are

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I cannot decide whether the bear, the beard, or the uniform is more worthy of ridicule. My mind is on overload.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

God... I view this place on 800x600 on medium font size. I hate to think what some of my carefully formatted comics look like to you guys. >_<

I think this thread ate my last post. If it shows up again, sorry that I'm reiterating.

I just got a new CD-RW today. TDK veloCD 16x/10x/40x. I used to have to deal with 1x that didn't work most of the time. This one is sweet.

I just got done archiving all the documents I need to save, and my mp3 collection. This weekend the computer will be overhauled and scrubbed clean, and will rise from the ashes like the phoenix, to live anew.

Too bad my 13 Gb of porn were destroyed by the virus. Does anyone have any anime tentacle porn they could send me?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Add This Up, Fucker.']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Will It Ever Stop?']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Id have done it just for the mousepad.

To go with the 27 others i have from myoffers.co.uk

Which i dont even remember how i got.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Funny, I was just adding that up the other day too. I did 40+ comics under a different name, so I'm actually over 500.

Sad, really, till you realize how many kaufman's done in his shorter time here. He will soon pass us both and be on his way to snatching the Golden Fleas for himself.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I've been here longer than all of you, and I only have 250-odd strips.

*ponder*

Should I be depressed or happy about that???

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I've been here longer than all of you, and I only have 250-odd strips.

*ponder*

Should I be depressed or happy about that???

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Happy.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

It could be worse.
You [u]could[/u] be a Colossal Geek...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

We all know there's only one colossal geek.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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I've been here longer than all of you, and I only have 250-odd strips.

*ponder*

Should I be depressed or happy about that???

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I was gonna say happy, but then I saw the number of posts you have.

Sad.

I used to play a lot of an online game called BZflag. Back then I used to spend about as much time there as I now do here. Me and another player were talking one night and I said something like, with all the time we've put in on this game we could have cured cancer. To which he replied, "Cancer can wait."

Truer words were never spoken.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I think I tried to play that once, but something on my PC wasn't having any of it.

It's hard to type with a burrito in one hand.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

You mean "with a tamale in one hand," right?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

You mean "with a tamale in one hand," right?

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Is that what you kids are calling "boxing the one-eyed champ" these days?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Okay, time to invent a new one! The world does not yet have enough euphemisms for male masturbation.

How about...

Strangling the daschund
Milking the single-teated cow
Drawing crud from a bone
Giving yourself a friction burn
Self-administered massage
Staring down the barrel
Cleaning the cannon
Frisking the no-armed man

Damn, I have to go cook a meal. I'll come back to this later.

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Okay, time to invent a new one! The world does not yet have enough euphemisms for male masturbation.

How about...

Strangling the daschund
Milking the single-teated cow
Drawing crud from a bone
Giving yourself a friction burn
Self-administered massage
Staring down the barrel
Cleaning the cannon
Frisking the no-armed man

Damn, I have to go cook a meal.

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That's a good one!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Performing a Manogram

That's all I have.

In the world.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.