...her many groveling worshipers, who pray to her by...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

. . . proudly displaying their mullets as they munch pork rinds at a Nascar event and chant her most holy prayer "LadyJ, your glorious Kiss T-Shirt doth . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

" ...and then they trail off, since not a single one knows what the word "doth," means, athough a few of them suspect it has something to do with...

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... priests or homosexuals, because they are the only ones to use such fancy words ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

. . . usually while playing "hide the candle" in the rectory while the rest of the congregation is . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...sleeping in their pews and dreaming about...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

... carpet covered speakers, just the kind I had back in...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

...Soledad, Columbia, 1987, where I sat on another shipment of primo blow scheduled to go out on the next flight to Miami, when suddenly those filthy puntas from the El Castillo cartel broke in and started to...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

...mambo 'til the break of dawn, which came all too soon when they discovered that...

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...Jennifer Love Hewett's breasts were even more atounding in person than in the movies and...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

... more incredible than that, they were real ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

. . . unlike Martha Stewart's personality, which was as limp and ragged as . . .

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Even Bob Hope is more punk than me.

...her penis...

... which is bigger than most of the she-males Bazilla hangs with, but not as big as ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...the testes of kaufman's cat, which....

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...resembles an ordinary feline by day, but by night...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

...also resembles an ordinary feline...

...only more so, ...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

... due to it's inflamed anal sacs ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...that became inflamed due to constant licking, while having feline fantasies about Morris, and that time he...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

... and Garfield got busted for posession of contraband catnip in front of the Acadamy Awards, which is fine since neither of them could win an Acadamy Award unless...

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...they blew off Head Judge Sher Khan from the Jungle Book...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

...which was exactly what happened in the boot-legged version (although the two were disqualified for attempted bribery through the promise of fellatio), the one that was banned from all countries except for...

...Afghanistan under the Taliban, whose lax enforcement of social mores encouraged precisely this kind of irresponsible filth, and before you knew it the women were trading in thier burkhas for fur-lined...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

. . . Barbarella-style bikinis and totally transparent . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.