It was probably me that used it that time too, so it's ok. I use that eight to ten times a day on average. When my wife asks me to do the dishes, when my boss wants to know when a project is due, when my dog wants to go for a walk... Really anytime, regardless of whether or not it makes sense. It just makes me feel mystical and shit.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I am more a fan of using, "The circle is now complete. When we last met I was but a student. Now I am the master." To which anyone who knows their geek culture will reply, "Only a master of evil, Darth." Ahh, it's fun to be a geek. What do the cool people to for entertainment???

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Apparently get drunk and have sex.

Or you could be like me, not really cool, not certifiably geeky, and play yahtzee. Oh, and Uno.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

...or Yahtzno, in which you draw random cards and try to get three, four, five of a kind, full houses, straights, etc... No, I'm getting seriously geeky now.

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The internet says the darndest things.

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quote:

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Common sites for human bites include: penis, scrotum, vulva, breasts, hands, ear, nose and forearm.

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I can't find any info in there about treating ant bites on the scrotum...

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I know. That's the weird part.

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As long as everybody understands that this thread is now toast. Over. Ok....

Rock on then

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Oooh, yum. I like toast.

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There's this guy who posts here who knows how toast works.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I really just wanted post 800.

Mmmm.... toast.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

801's where the hep cat's hang out.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Only total fags post in the 800's.

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Only total fags post in the 800's what?

Jealous bitches can suck it.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

bunner - you didn't get post 800, you got reply 800. Far less significant.

Yeah, but when I was the 800th guy to bang your mom last night it was pretty special.

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This thread has really lost it's focus lately.

QUICK, someone photoshop something or do a math problem.

I just poked this thread with a stick and it moved.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Fuck y'all bitches.

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Thet chit ain't funny mehn.

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ALIVE! | XTAImOvi

I'll take this opportunity (ie. a thread devoted to scads of geeky bullshit) to post the specs of the brand spanking new PC I will be getting on Friday afternoon or Saturday morning, whenever it's ready. It is not a state-of-the-art machine, but it will shit all over my current sad old senile bastard...

AMD Athlon 1.3GHz processor
256MB DDR RAM
GeForce2 MX 64MB RAM
12x DVD ROM
40x/16x/10x CD-RW
17" monitor
No frills 3D sound card
Surround speakers + subwoofer
Various other bits and pieces
Oh, and a cheap ethernet card

All this for $au1839 ($us925 or so). It's cheaper than usual because it has no bundled software (not even an OS - I am keeping my trusty old Win98B) and components have dropped recently.

I'm happy. :)

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Stud.

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