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well, there's the old Caltech chant:
Cosine! Tangent! Secant! Sine!
three point one four one five nine!
Tangent equals rise over run
But cosine's not nearly as fun
With talk of adjacent,
I'm not too complacent
So I think I'll go tickle a nun.
What is a pion?
A semistable meson.
You heard me right, bitch.
I think that's the first haiku I've ever written with increasing sentence length. That's going on my resume.
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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.