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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...if not some good old-fashioned profiteering; so buy a Strip Creator commemorative victory thong today and show everyone how much you...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

...should be the reason that thongs should be outlawed and that offenders should be sentenced to...

. . . view slow motion video of Angela Lansbury pretending to give head to a carrot the size of . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...a magnum bottle of Chateauneuf du Pape, except filled with the creamy goodness of...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

. . . Kajun and his Amazing, Technicolor . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

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I has a flavor!

...now playing on a pavement in Glasgow, this colourful carroty production features such memorable song numbers as "Andy's Ma, Yer a Fine Auld Hoor", "Did you spill mah Pint?" and...

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..."D'ya raelly want tah hurt me, D'ya raelly want tah make me cry?", a surprise smash which has led the 80's gay music revival now sweeping Scotland and inspiring men in skirts everywhere to...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

... flash their goodies, in exchange for cheap plastic beads ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...on a string that is pulled from their anus during intercourse to stimulate the prostate and generate an intense orgasm, resulting in uncontrollable screams of pleasure where they yell phrases such as...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

..."Hoots Mon!"...

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..."Hoots Mon!"...

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. . . and "It's a cold day for pontooning!" and the ever popular "Boorite craves huge, throbbing . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

... but his desire for throbbing Scots being banged by robots is secondary to his love of nature and the accompanying...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

... desire to be danced on by a white-tailed deer in stiletto heels, which is a desire also common to politicians, pool cleaners, and ceramic bauble shop owners, especially those of them who live in or around...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

. . . the Royal Mile in Edinborough, Scotland, the area that generated the first . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...graviton in 1839 by scientist James Clerk Maxwell in the back room of the Tron public house, where, avoiding light cycles ridden by blue electric looking dudes, he constructed a primitive form of rotor turbine made from...

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. . . albino poppies, which are a favorite food of the rare coughing reindeer, which are found only in. . .

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Even Bob Hope is more punk than me.

..the Central Belt and North Eastern Highlands of Scotland, AND and and and AND ! it's a recorded fact that Maxwell's first assistant in 1839, Mr K.J.Firefly gathered the first samples of albino poppies, but, faced with scientific glory or busting his nuts for the first time, he ...

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...went with the third option of cooking the rare delicacy of Albino Puppy Haggis, in his quest to become Iron Chef Scottish, although his entry was disqualified because the theme ingredient was not Albino Puppy, but rather...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...albino poppies, which almost taste like albino puppies but not quite, and in his quest to become Iron Chef Scottish he promptly fell asleep in a drugged stupor (poppies can be dangerous)which caused...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Albanian Preppie ...

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. . . Narcolepsy Syndrome, or APNS, a rare and life-changing disease that . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.