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Dragonball Z in Three Panels by Hari_Nezumi 6-30-05

My name's Goku and I need to find the Dragonballs for no apparent reason! My name's Krillin! I'm bald and short! Oh no! It's a terrible bad guy! Grrr...I'm seemingly invincable and will die and come back from the dead about five times! 167 Episodes Later Ha ha! Now I'm a Super Sayan and I'll destroy you with one attack I could've probably done all along! Oh no! Now I'm dead! But I'll come back the next season and have an extra head or some crap like that!

Dragonball Z, episode #5329 by evil_d 1-01-06

Now I'm going to Next episode: Find out how this sentence ends! kick your

 

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Half-Bakey Flakey in "Time Out For Burgers" by biped 9-15-09

RUMP!!! (sigh) Look, kid--shouting out obscenities at passing cars is no fun unless you use REAL dirty words. DOO-DOO!!! Oh, for-- FUCK!!! SHIT!!! ASSHOLE!!! CUNNILINGUS!!! Mommy, I'm suddenly hungry for some asshole cunnilingus with fuck-shit dressing. We'll have that tomorrow. I have already made dripping dog cunt blowjob burgers.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Interior Decorating by Hari_Nezumi 7-23-09

Hey there babe, does the carpet match the drapes? Yep.

I love this comic. I'm sure someone has done it before on this site, but I still love it. 

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Banks Alot by christopher7murphy 1-13-08

Welcome to the First National Bank! Where you can get ZERO interest on all new accounts for the lifetime of your account! That's incredible. No interest on any account I open...what so ever? No interest at all! That's great, I need a loan. Who cares!

 

Come on... you can't tell me that's not hilarious. 

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

the zombies are unified by FactoryRejects 3-22-08

I can't believe zombies have me trapped in here with this black lady ...I guess I shouldn't think of her like that. I mean some of those zombies were black but I didn't think of them as "black zombies"... ...what does that say about me as a person

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Battlefield Mirth

RCL no. 2086 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-11-09

♫ A...B...C... ...Double-D.....E- ♫ "Hold on, Phreaky... 'Double-D' is not part of the alphabet." Sorry, Mr. Fisterhoff... I guess I was thinking of my cup size. "I, um, see. You can [ *gulp* ] continue..." ♫ ...F...G...H...I... ♫

Pork Avenue Pals by biped 11-12-09

HI! I'M SLAMMY THE HAMMY! What, is that your "cute cartoon character" name? Because dude, it's, like, totally a reference to beating your meat. Told ya.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 2090 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-15-09

A deleted scene from the movie, "Cube"... What about that portal over there? Maybe, whould we give it a try... I wouldn't, if I were you. I popped my head inside earlier for a quick gander, and WHAMMO! Whammo? Suffice to say my head was a lot ROUNDER when I entered the Cube... Oh, snap!

Groovy! - ...and I feel F.I.N.E. by edoggydog 11-17-09

I've compiled all the data regarding the 2012 "doomsday" scenario from the Mayan callendar... Groovy! ...and after crunch-ing the numbers, I've isolated the one event that causes the end of the world as we know it! Oh my God... What is it? The re-election of Barrack Obama. Oh, snap!

Messengers Reporting Lesser Known Greek Victories by kaufman 11-25-09

After the Battle of Hundredmeterdash Sire, the battle is over. We are victorious. I can see that, you moron! The fighting was right over there. After the Battle of Ironmantriathlon Where is that messenger? I hope he didn't croak before getting here. How will I find out what happened? After the Battle of Rhythmicgymnastics Come on, quit flinging that ribbon around and just tell me what happened!

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11. Billy and Mom in "Dead Ringer" by biped 11-29-09

Wow! We look just alike! Hey, let's switch places and flip our parents out! Okay, Billy! That sounds really neat! I'm sorry, Mrs. Flonase...there was nothing we could do. The train...your son... well, anyway, it was quick. Oh, my god...no... NO...MY BABY!!! (blubber!) Well, I'm back! GAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 2100 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-29-09

======== ZAP! ======== HA! He thought he'd get the drop on me with his stun gun... ...but I beat him to the punch with my "freezer finger"!

Vastly Inappropriate Times to Create New Swear Words

Edward was a dear friend and a loving father, and he will be -- Muffdongler!

by Hari_Nezumi, 4-24-09

Vastly Inappropriate Times to Create New Swear Words

And if we take a look at the yearly revenue, we can see a clear-- Spanklespunk!

by Hari_Nezumi, 4-24-09

Vastly Inappropriate Times to Create New Swear Words

Are you guys ready to ROCK? Fartzilla!

by Hari_Nezumi, 4-24-09

I mean seriously no matter how many times I read this series I always laugh. Maybe I'm just immature.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I really hope this happens just for the comic effect ...

Disorder in the Court by kaufman 1-14-10

A mistrial has been declared at the trial of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab after a melee erupted in the courtroom. It all happened when the accused underwear bomber was testifying that he was only minding his business in his airplane seat. At which point the prosecutor, two jurors, twelve spectators and the bailiff simultaneously leapt to their feet shouting ... LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!

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Prompt Horse by biped 1-15-10

Well--as usual--the only person who showed up on time for today's meeting was Prompt Horse. So you should all take a lesson from Prompt Horse. In the future--be more like Prompt Horse. Does that mean we should all take a shit in the hallway on our way in?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My dad and I talk to the radio by HCRoyall 1-22-10

o/` Why does love always feel like a battlefield?o/` Because you date guys that beat the shit out ofyou, Rihanna. o/`Tell them anything you want to, just don't tell them all the truth... that I still love you...o/` Tell them you star in gay porn now? Got it. Tell them you're sucking dick behind the Wal-Mart for coke? Sure. Hi. Bob the Car here... Shut the FUCK UP Bob.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Meanwhile in Japan ... by kaufman 1-28-10

Tokyo sure is beautiful these days. Probably because Godzilla hasn't ravaged the city in over three years. Maybe he died. Or maybe he just found something else to occupy his time ... If I put a 3 in the upper left corner, a 3 also has to go into the second box from the right in the third row ...

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CC by HCRoyall 9-10-09

I'm here to deliver a gerbil. But... you're not carrying anything... Where is it...? Though I was bluffing, did you?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 2127 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-08-10

Look, officer... There's no reason "why" I crossed the road. I just felt like getting to the other side, okay? What do you mean it's my fault that there was a twenty-two car pile up with mulitple fatalities? How was I sup-posed to know the sign said "Don't Walk" when I crossed? I'm a chicken. CHICKENS CAN'T READ. Hellooooooooo!!

Groovy! - You say TOMATO, and I say LOSER! by edoggydog 2-19-10

Why am I wearing this uniform? Well, I just got back from competing in the Winter Olypics up in Vancouver, Cananda. I'm a luger.... Groovy! I trained everyday for last four years, practing with that damn sled so I could win the gold. But, alas, I only came in fifth... I can see why you call yourself a "loser"! I said I'm a LUGER. Oh, is that how Canadians pronounce LOSER?

Cause they ain't between your legs by RCCOLAMAN 4-10-10

It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your genitals are? Huh...? AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Elvis Presley's Life in 3 Panels by Beeko180 5-11-09

Elvis, I really think you should cut back on the fatty foods. "No Preservatives, no Artificial Flavours and 100% Fat free" I'd rather eat horse shit.

The Infinite WTF by Beeko180 4-25-09

All I'm saying is that you didn't meet the requirements to survive the ship crash... And you spock, I am disgusted in! What did I do?!

Frosticles the Snowman by Beeko180 3-23-10

Hands up! I have no arms! Hands up, or I blow your frosty butt from here to Hong Kong. I HAVE NO ARMS!!!! Three... Two- ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF? I HAVE NO BLOODY ARMS!

Venus Fly Trap by Beeko180 3-23-10

There once was a Venus Fly Trap that swallowed a fly. Wait what? Are you fucking kidding me? You're on your own buddy.

 

Dramatised Exaggeration of an Emo's Emotion by Beeko180 5-20-09

The swealtering summer sunlight streams across your back as sweat trickles ever so gently down you're glistening red cheeks. You wheeze and pant. A man walks up behind you. You turn around. The man reaches out towards you as you back away. You scream and struggle as he grabs your head and starts trying to snap it. Boy, I'd hate to see what you're like when you're happy.