...Devin's...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

...mom's...

...sewing circle, otherwise known as...

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

...Hell's Seamstresses, well-known for terrorizing the aboriginal quilters of...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

. . . of the Kimberley region of Australia, who are known to viciously assault outsiders, skin them, and use their hides to make . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...colorful trinkets to sell to gullible tourists from the South of...

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

...Antarctica, where you can enjoy...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

... a tall frosty mug of ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

. . . Antifreeze Ale, a toxic brew not unlike the Budweiser, save that Antifreexe Ale is more palatable and . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

... is less likely to cause frontal lobe damage, which leads to impulsive behavior and ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...poopin your pants that makes it very hard 2...

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America's favorite little pyromaniac.

...make a good impression on your blind date Julia Child, who's special end-of-the-date sendoff involves her removing her teeth, pressing her body against you and...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...swallowing your entire body, and as her jaw detaches and poweful muscular contractions force you down her gullet and into the nightmare blackness of her distended gizzard, all you can think about is...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

... whether or not you turned off the electric beaver before you left home ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...as those things can either chew through all your furniture while they're still running or, if you've got the "other" kind of electric beaver...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

...without teeth, which is much less useful for chewing but does a relatively good job of building a dam out of sofa cusions, and is of course a regular babe-magnet if you happen to like the kind of women who...

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"Old" is the old new.

. . . are stimulated by artificial rodents, upholstered hydroelectric facilites, and . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...the promise of "electric beaver"...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

. . . which, as we all know, is a consummation
devoutly to be wished, for in that . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

...my mothers great aunts penis's left fallopian tube which turns on 50 year-old...

...but magically rejuvenates when there are more posts in this thread than that Colossal Geek one, in which case...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...everbody stops what they are doing and starts doing the crazy magic happy Shambala dance...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

..which calls upon the ultimate doombringer of death and destruction who will prophecise the earth's destruction by squirrles and little pink rabbits thus ending the psychological terror that george w. bush is currently bringing upon us which will coincide with...

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No.

...the arrival of the four horsemen of the apocolypse wielding rubber chickens and then a big bomb went off and everybody exploded and...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

it reminded me of that picture all over the internet -- you know, the one where they blew up the beached whale, and the blubber splattered all over the place, and a bit of it even ...

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