CC 305: Stripcreator, The Video Game by niteowl 11-29-05

Check it out. My character is making a post on the forums. My character is flaming you in response. Man, I love 2 player co-op split screen mode! My character just made a smarmy and tactless post about the character of your character. My character just posted nudes of your mom. Fuck, you got me. I told you I rule at this game!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Groovy! - What do you do when something uspets you? by edoggydog 12-03-10

I vent... I try to stay cool... I tend to blow my stack...

Edna's "Vice" Precedent by biped 12-08-10

Excuse me...aren't you Sarah Palin? Why, err...yes. Yes, I am. Was it wrong of me, Ed? Wrong to succumb to the thrill of being mistaken for Sarah Palin? If it was, then this throbbing boner in my pants is wrong too, baby. What say we "succumb" together? OOOOHHH!!! YES!!! OH!!! OH!!! OH!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! OOOOHHHH!!! YEEEEEESSSS!!! Go right on in, Reverend! They're just in there agreeing on something!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Can You Read My Mind? by boloboffin 12-10-10

Not having a very good year here, folks. My imaginary lover forgot my birthday. Whoa, I thought that was next month. You have ONE JOB. ONE.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Don't Name Your Dog Vagina by boloboffin 12-12-10

Vagina! Vagina, where are you? Come here, girl! Dude, what the fuck? What? I'm just looking for Vagina. Seriously? Yeah, it's bathtime again. But every time I draw the water, that stinky old Vagina runs off.

Don't name your dog's vagina, either. That's worse.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

A Joke Is Born by biped 2-20-11

Pardon me--may I ask why you just did that? Why, to get to the other side, of course. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

A Joke Is Born (alternate ending) by biped 2-20-11

Pardon me--may I ask why you just did that? Why, to get to the other side, of course. Dumbass.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 2476 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-25-11

Armless Anders tries out for the lead role in a off-Broadway production of Grease... ♫ I got chi-i-i-i-i-lls... ...they're SUBTRACTING! ♫ Wrong! Try again... ♫ I got chi-i-i-i-i-lls... ...they're doing LONG DIVISION! ♫ I'll give you a hint: the last word begins with "multi"... ♫ I got chi-i-i-i-i-lls... ...they're MULTI-TASKING! ♫ NEXT!!

Dirty Vodka by Beeko180 3-01-11

I got pulled over the other day and had to blow into the breathiliser. Were you drunk? I downed a few.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

RCL no. 2486 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-06-11

Everytime I'm near you, all you do is stare at my tits! It's as if I don't exist- EXCEPT FOR MY TITS!!! Who said that?

Spoiler by ladyjdotnet 7-21-07

I got a sweet new spoiler installed on my car. Oh really? Yeah, it says "Hermione dies on page 73!"

Spoiler #2 by ladyjdotnet 5-24-10

Did you see last night's final episode of Lost? Nope. Ever since you tried to spoil Harry Potter for me, I've been waiting for this! I'm going to spoil the ending of Lost for you! I wish I could help you get closure on a three-year-old joke, but I don't watch that show.

Spoiler #3: Metaspoiler by ladyjdotnet 5-24-10

Damnit!

Spoiler #4: The viciousness cycle by ladyjdotnet 3-06-11

Even though you have already beat me up twice, I still feel like you don't think we're even for that spoiler joke a few years back. Yeah, well. I uh, um, I had to spend all that energy on the actual beatings... You're right, and I am shamed. What can I do to restore my honor? Well, how about if I just hold my fists here and you beat yourself up on them for me? Have I paid sufficiently for the unintended anguish that my silly joke caused you? I was totally kidding.

Now I need someone to draw a beat-up version of Melvin so I can make the cycle complete!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Groovy! - Just Say No, Chuck! by edoggydog 3-08-11

Check out the new D.A.R.E. public service announce-ment in the second panel which is designed to keep kids off drugs... Groovy! You were an A-list movie star, married to Denise Richards, and making $1.8 million an episode. Then, you lost it all due to drugs and alcohol. What do you call that? "Winning". Okay, it's not so much a public service announce-ment, but a recent Charlie Sheen interview... Got it.

Fatality is Flawless by Beeko180 3-11-11

Nice outfit, it really suits you're reputation for balding at 55 and 1950's comb-over hairstyles. Fuck you.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Way Too Long Exposure

Does this photograph make me look old and ugly? Not if you cover your face with it.

by smamurai, 4-04-11

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Groovy! - Pengy, the world's dumbest penguin (p. 1) by edoggydog 4-10-11

This is the story of Pengy, the world's stupidest penguin held in captivity... Groovy! Every day, the handlers at the penguin exhibit would toss him mulitple fishes, just past the right side of his head... "Catch!"

Groovy! - Pengy, the world's dumbest penguin (p. 2) by edoggydog 4-10-11

"Catch!"

Groovy! - Pengy, the world's dumbest penguin (p. 3) by edoggydog 4-10-11

"CATCH!"

Groovy! - Pengy, the world's dumbest penguin (finale) by edoggydog 4-10-11

"CATCH, GODDAMMIT!!" ...and everyday, he would go hungry! When we going to get some food up in this bitch?

One Bleak Afternoon in Gotham City by kaufman 4-12-11

There's a new crime wave in Gotham City. We need your help! Oh no, tell me what's happened. There's a rogue cabbie breaking every traffic law imaginable, a doctor prescribing fake drugs, and a guy going around taking pictures of celebrities. And you think they're connected? We do. According to the victims, all three were singing loudly and proudly of their transgressions. Good god, The Three Terrors have come to Gotham. I know these fiends: Jose Carerrors, Placebo Domingo, and Luciano Paparazzi!

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Groovy! - Fag you, Kobe by edoggydog 4-13-11

Last night, during a game against the San Antonio Spurs, Laker guard, Kobe Bryant, called one of the referees a "fucking fag"... Today, the NBA fined him $100,000 for the homophobic slur. Groovy! Before tonight's game against the Sacra-mento Kings, Kobe met with a member of the San Fancisco LGBT community to apologize for his slur. Let's go to the video-tape of the exchange... On behalf of the LGBT community, I accept your apol-ogy, Mr. Bryant... Say, how about we get together for a drink after the game at my place? FUCKING FAG!!

Groovy! - Fag you, Kobe by edoggydog 4-13-11

Last night, during a game against the San Antonio Spurs, Laker guard, Kobe Bryant, called one of the referees a "fucking fag"... Today, the NBA fined him $100,000 for the homophobic slur. Groovy! Before tonight's game against the Sacra-mento Kings, Kobe met with a member of the San Fancisco LGBT community to apologize for his slur. Let's go to the video-tape of the exchange... On behalf of the LGBT community, I accept your apol-ogy, Mr. Bryant... Say, how about we get together for a drink after the game at my place? FUCKING FAG!!

RCL no. 2577 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-05-11

See..? I told you if I bump your fists hard enough, it would cause your eyes to bulge out! Now, you try it on me...

Wait for the Pips by smamurai 8-02-11

I need help Dad. I had sex with a melon last night Son it's normal to experiment. You don't need help. Just don't tell your mother But I can't get it out of my arse

Get in!!! *pumps air* etc.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

The White House, December 8, 1941 by kaufman 9-14-11

Yes, terday, Decem, ber, 7, 1941, a date, What's the matter with the president? He sounds hesitant, not up to his usual oratorial skills. No kidding. If he keeps talking like this, he'll bore most of America to sleep, rather than mobilize them to war. which, will, live in, in, famy, the United, And what's this dead Japanese guy doing by the typewriter? States of, A, merica, was, sud, denly, ... He must have altered the speech! Oh my god, a comma-kaze attack!

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RCL no. 2619 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-12-11

How's the trashcan bobsledding going? Not well, I'm afraid. Why? Will it not slide down the mountain? Did you just say, "...slide down the mountain"? Yeah. DAMMIT!