Well I gave up on trying to find something equal to what has already posted here so instead I'll just post a series I've done which is based on a series I did previously called "The Scott Baio Collection" and maybe, maybe, ever-so-slightly, a rip-off of Red Meat...

www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/178556
www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/179121
www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/179127
www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/179810
www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/180195
www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/182033
www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/183559
www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/184261
www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/184604
www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/187884
www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/187884
www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/204117

This one ties in nicely to the whole christmas thing
www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/198571

Okay, when I get more time I will post what I believe to be my best 10 strips, that is if I can find 10...

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/80995
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/82412
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/83727

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

A few more I like!

www.stripcreator.com/comics/Inflatable_Man/163803
www.stripcreator.com/comics/Inflatable_Man/167091
www.stripcreator.com/comics/Inflatable_Man/154830 (my first strip!)

I would really like to cite other peoples' strips, but I can't stumble on funny ones on command and I'm horrible at remembering names. I wanted to give specific examples of a niteowl strip about anti-drug ads that had me laughing for ten minutes and a dcomposed strip about a kid who puts a Halloween costume on and it's his own ugly mother.... but I can't for the life of me find the smeggin' strips in their pull-down links because I don't know what they're called or I've forgotten when they were posted.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Apparently none of mine are funny enough to be mentioned here, and certainly not funny enough to end up on the toprated.php page.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

It's okay, DX. Same with me. It doesn't hurt to throw in a couple strips you're proud of though.

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For instance, I liked this one...

www.stripcreator.com/comics/DragonXero/209364

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The geek in me loves this comic :
www.stripcreator.com/comics/DragonXero/208269

And this is my fav Inflate comic :
www.stripcreator.com/comics/Inflatable_Man/212885

Other favorites by strippers you probably don't know about :
www.stripcreator.com/comics/Drefsab/111742
www.stripcreator.com/comics/psycoma/239954
www.stripcreator.com/comics/pslock/258252
www.stripcreator.com/comics/stormcloud/47068

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

She Needs 10cc's, Splat! by smamurai 5-13-04

How is my wife Doc? Wait here, I'll check. Mmmm hmmn, now that's what I call 'deep' coma. Please stop. She's fucking awesome dude!

Mysteries of the Vegan Unknowable by smamurai 5-14-04

National Vegan Society Headquarters... You're fucking firing me? I thought this was a volunteer position? We're all fed up of your purile pranks Brad, and last week you were spotted eating a hot-dog. Pranks? I don't know what you mean. Anyway most guys in here eat meat every day. That's nonsense, I speak for myself and most of our staff when I say I haven't eaten meat in decades. Oh yeah? Try telling that to the sea-monkeys I put in the water-cooler last week. See this is what I'm talking about.

It's..... Scatological..... Captain by smamurai 5-12-04

No! Yes! Mom, I won't do it on general principle. We'll see about that. GENERAL PRINCIPLE? Look I don't care who does it but I am not leaving here till someone shits on my head. And for the last time I am a Captain not a General.

The Harasser. by smamurai 4-27-04

I thought we fired you last week. We need a tax assessor not a motivational harasser. I'm not going anywhere. Do you want to be spat at before or after lunch today? I'll call the police. Come now, you don't want anything to happen that blond haired little girl of yours would you? Okay, okay what do you want? Money? No, I want you to be more pro-active, you cunt.

Sturdy McMare - Political Commentator. by smamurai 1-06-04

So the headlines once again. 3 British were deported from Ibiza, hat prices are up and 40,000 foreign people died in a natural disaster. On a lighter note Mann bites dog. Famous guy Manfred Mann chowed down on his pet canine today, after it ran off with his flute. Ha ha ha. And now for todays political comment with our resident ex-porn star, Sturdy McMare. Sturdy, have you ever bitten a dog? No Jenny, not with my technique, although I did once get a camel foreskin caught in my braces.

[Click to view comic: 'Baby Got Back To Tha Fissure.']

[Click to view comic: 'Musings From an Old Burlap Sack.']

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Alright, I'll do some pimpin' of myself...

Reinterpreting the classics: The Smiths 1984. by UnknownEric 9-13-04

I was looking for a job... ...and then I found a job... Blow jobs! $20! I'll take it! ...and heaven knows I'm miserable now. You have herpes. *groan*

OLD School Hip-Hop 2: Regulate by UnknownEric 7-30-04

One heart attack in B6, they all run down the hall... the nursing home is about to have some bodies turn cold... ...now the doctor's are screamin', it's a tad bit late... ...he stole my pills, I had to regulate!

Harry Potter and the Astonishing Vagina. by UnknownEric 6-02-04

Hermione, how nice to see you out for a walk on such a lovely day. Cram it, Potter. I have needs. And I'm through with being shy about it. You need to give it to me. Give what to you, Hermione. Do I have to show you, Potter? Oh my! There's magic happening in my trousers! Shazam!

Eric the Unstoppable Sex Machine II by UnknownEric 5-10-04

Somebody told me that you're an unstoppable sex machine. I sure am. In what way? I never stop begging for sex.

Franco-American Trade by UnknownEric 2-14-04

How about my Spaghettios for your Mushroom Gravy? Deal!

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I has a flavor!

and a couple more for good luck...

McDonald's Urban Marketing Goes Too Far by UnknownEric 10-03-03

Hi, Ronald! What are you doing? Yo, I pourin' out a Chocolate Shake fo' my dead homies. Your de... Ronald, what are you talking about? Yo, Grimace got the beat down from those BK muthafuckas last week. McDonald's. Knamean? Are you on crack? Don't wizzle my kadizzle, bitch!

Blockin' Out The Scenery, Breakin' My Mind... by UnknownEric 9-10-03

Hey, look at that sign. Fick for mayor. Let's change the "i" to a "u"! No, no. Change the "F" to a "D". I TO A U! F TO A D! LATER... Does that sign say "Duck for mayor?" I didn't even know I was running.

Copyright Infringement by UnknownEric 8-20-03

RAAR! TOBOR WI... RAAAR! XER-T WILL CORNHOLE YOU! RAAR! YOU OWE TOBOR SOME SERIOUS FUCKING ROYALTIES!

Misunderstanding No. 4 by UnknownEric 3-26-03

I'm gonna start a new magazine. All about things you carry milk, water, and other liquids in. Wow, that's a large untapped market there. Sure is! I hope to appeal to everybody who has ever used something to carry fluid. Excellent. What are you going to call it? Somehow, this wasn't what I expected when I subscribed to Jugs.

How Can I Shake It When I'm Not Sure What IT Is? by UnknownEric 1-23-03

I saw this great band last night. They REALLY knew how to rock! Cool. Unfortunately, the band I saw had NO IDEA how to rock. Really? Yeah, they just stood there staring at their instruments in bewilderment. Bummer. Yeah. I guess when they say "there's only one way to rock," they're right.

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I has a flavor!

Hey thanks for the votes people =)

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I just did this one for a CC and I have to say I like it.

www.stripcreator.com/comics/Inflatable_Man/261692

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I_M, that one is pure gold! I like it!
Well I tried to find 10 good strips of my own, instead I found about 30 ok strips so I'll post a few here and see what floats.

www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/204118
www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/184949
www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/179462
www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/181544
www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/181544
www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/184605
www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/184615
www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/184616
www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/188043
www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/225675

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Thanks thochaos! I thought this strip... www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/184949
... was pretty keen myself. :)

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Cage Advice by smamurai 12-16-04

Even a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. How can I step? I have no legs. Open your mind and my meaning will become clear. Just get to the point Dad. Your brothers and I are off to Ibiza for a week. You get to stay here and be at one with nature. You're putting me in the fucking dog shelter again, aren't you?

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Those were good Thochaos. Since we're stumping here, how about some voting folks? Make with the votes.

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I've trimmed the list and added a new one. Make with the voting.

Focus by FinnNYC 12-02-04

We don't get fed for another 5 hours, where'd you get that banana? I participated in a focus group. I gave them feedback on some product ideas and got a banana. They've got a bunch. Awesome! How do I get in on that? It's easy, all you have to do is jump around and act aggressive. So what's the product? It's a testicle remover.

This one's dumb by FinnNYC 2-18-04

Ok, hands up who's a Dude Ranch first timer...

Mover by FinnNYC 3-05-04

Hey Steve! Are you ready to go? The car's packed with soda, chips, got a case of Baby Ruths, I made an awsome mix tape, Game Boy, .....what's that you're bringing? ... yea, .. this is the rest of your stuff... You won't even fit in the car if we bring all that stuff. I'm not going.... You're moving out.

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I thought this was funny.

From the makers of Chaser© comes... by mmyers 12-10-04

Man, I love drinkin', but man do I hate hangovers, and that's why they make Chaser©, so you won't feel hungover the next day. Just pop a pill before you go out drinking and poof, the next day, no hangover! No puking! It's like you didn't even go drinking. Another thing I don't like about going out drinking is feeling guilty the next day for banging some chick in the bathroom that night. Chaser can't help that. That's why the makers of Chaser© have come out with this, Ass Chaser©. Ass Chaser© keeps you from feeling guilty for any 'indiscretions' that occured the night before. And Ass Chaser comes in both hetero and homosexual flavors because, hey, when you're drunk, anything can happen! Just because you're a shit bag doesn't mean that you have to feel like a shit bag. Ass Chaser©! Be guilt free! Now if only they'd make a pill that keeps you from feeling guilty for killing a hooker.

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I can't believe I'm still not on the list.

Wait, I can. Damn.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/100477
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/100688
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/101983

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

bumb!

Here's a strip from an obscure and forgotten stripper that had me laughing for some strange reason:

Downs by drflow 5-27-03

Special Fred Gets A Job No Fred, the correct greeting is not driving a nail into your forehead.

Here's another strip of mine that I stumbled upon while looking back, and it kinda stood out from the other shit:

Enjoy! Oh, and thanks to everyone who voted my strip about a jizz ghost into the 'top-rated' section. The jizz ghost appreciates it.

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Well, I didn't get my present of a rating...

www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/118733
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/126126
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/126128
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/127084

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I really like this one...please do me the honor of rating it:

Lost Luggage by choadwarrior 12-27-04

We'll try to get your baggage to you as soon as possible. Can you describe it? Well, I have a distant father and an abusive ex-husband. Anything else? There's a history of mental illness on my mother's side of the family. Is that it? My son is gay and my daughter dates black men.

I've been voting for you NeoVid. This thread obviously does work, I currently have 2 comics on the top rated page, one which to my knowledge has never previously been there. Both were posted in this thread.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

www.stripcreator.com/comics/boinky33/263486

NeoVid... your strip is currently the number one strip, booooyeeeee!!!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.