Let's rebuild the list. That way we won't drag anyone back who doesn't want to come back, and we all get to follow different people this time. Here's the start of the new list. Same procedures as before.

Big Evil Dan <-- one sexy mofo. also, next in line.
DexX
attitudechicka
evil_d

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Big Evil Dan <-- one sexy mofo. also, next in line.
DexX
attitudechicka
evil_d
kaufman

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Big Evil Dan <-- one sexy mofo. also, next in line.
DexX
attitudechicka
evil_d
kaufman
skagg

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Big Evil Dan <-- one sexy mofo. also, next in line.
DexX <-- an Aussie schoolboy who drinks cheap wine
attitudechicka <-- she fucks feathers, we don't know why
evil_d <-- we think he is a German spy
kaufman <-- famous punster, owns a cat
skagg <-- has a hippo who is fat
Gabe <-- can't rhyme worth shit

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Serial Comic ]I[: The best laid plans... by BigEvilDan 9-19-01

How is our evil scheme coming along, Second Banana? Well sir, you never actually told me what it was. That makes the plan rather difficult to implement. Drat, I was hoping you knew. You're supposed to be the details man in this operation. Look on the bright side. If we can't remember it, what are the odds of Captain Crimesolver figuring it out? Excuse me, have either of you seen a mad doctor with a cat and a deadly nuclear missile? Nuclear missile! That's it! Good work, Cluckles.

Big Evil Dan <-- one sexy, finished, mofo.
DexX <-- next in line
attitudechicka
evil_d
kaufman
skagg
babe_gillings

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Big Evil Dan <-- one sexy mofo. also, next in line.
DexX <-- an Aussie schoolboy who drinks cheap wine
attitudechicka <-- she fucks feathers, we don't know why
evil_d <-- we think he is a German spy
kaufman <-- famous punster, owns a cat
skagg <-- has a hippo who is fat
Gabe <-- can't rhyme worth shit
wirthling <-- being behind Gabe ain't new, I admit

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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attitudechicka <-- she fucks feathers, we don't know why

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Big Evil Dan <-- one sexy mofo. also, next in line.
DexX <-- an Aussie schoolboy who drinks cheap wine
attitudechicka <-- she fucks feathers, we don't know why
evil_d <-- we think he is a German spy
kaufman <-- famous punster, owns a cat
skagg <-- has a hippo who is fat
Gabe <-- can't rhyme worth shit
wirthling <-- being behind Gabe ain't new, I admit
crabby <-- still can't get out of the first round of the Comic Cup

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attitudechicka <-- she fucks feathers, we don't know why

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I think it's time to change my signature.

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Absolutely not. I just couldn't think of anything witty to write.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Serial ]I[ - A failed gag in every panel! by DexX 9-20-01

Second banana! Fetch me a nuclear weapon as soon as possible! Now-ish, if you can. Yes sir. OW! I forgot I can't salute with my bad back... A very short while later... Let's see... nukes, nukes... ohh, nude pics! Oh, they're just Gabe Billings' mother again... Ah, here it is - nukes! eBay - Trade Online! For sale: One tactical thermonuclear warhead, comes complete with rocket-powered delivery system. Current bid: $12.80 (US currency) shussein@baghdad.net Meanwhile, somewhere else... "Now-ish, if you can?" Damn, that sounded wussy. I really have to try and be a more convincing evil overlord... Come on, dad! You promised you'd read me The Cat in the Hat before I go to sleep.

Big Evil Dan <- A bloke from Olde England, not much like his name.
DexX <- An Australian bloke whose rhymes are quite lame.
attitudechicka <- It appears to be, right about now, this girl's turn.
evil_d <- If he ever gets cremated, he'll end up in an urn.
kaufman <- Rumour would have it he has a great mind.
skagg <- Shouldn't post to the forum when half-stoned and blind.
Gabe <- LadyJ seems to think he is quite hot.
wirthling <- This guy, however, is sure Gabe is not.
crabby <- Appears on an odd numbered line, so fuck it.

Hey! WHere's that big ugly greater-than sign come from? :( That makes me a sad panda.

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Big Evil Dan <- A bloke from Olde England, not much like his name.
DexX <- An Australian bloke whose rhymes are quite lame.
attitudechicka <- It appears to be, right about now, this girl's turn.
evil_d <- If he ever gets cremated, he'll end up in an urn.
kaufman <- Rumour would have it he has a great mind.
skagg <- Shouldn't post to the forum when half-stoned and blind.
Gabe <- LadyJ seems to think he is quite hot.
wirthling <- This guy, however, is sure Gabe is not.
crabby <- Appears on an odd numbered line, so fuck it.
kramer_vs_kramer <- just a newbie, I admit.

Big Evil Dan <- I thought he was from canada.
attitudechicka <- is done
evil_d <- If he ever gets cremated, he'll end up in an urn.
kaufman <- Rumour would have it he has a great mind, but his cat prevents him from achiving glory.
skagg <- Shouldn't post to the forum when half-stoned and blind, I agree.
Gabe <- HE IS TOBOR.
wirthling <- A floating head.
crabby <- likes crabs.
kramer_vs_kramer <- just a newbie, he admits.
JrnymnNate <- wants to get along.

So did I.

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attitudechicka <- is done

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sorry- wasn't paying attention.
I swear, I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached to my shoulders... then I'd wind up like wirthling.

Serial Comic ]I[: The Nukes Await by attitudechicka 9-20-01

"The Cat In The Hat" by Doctor Seuss. *ahem* The-- Sir? What is it, second banana? Your missile is ready. Excellent. Beautiful, isn't it kitty?

Big Evil Dan <- I thought he was from canada.
DexX <- I hope he's not still mad at me.
attitudechicka <- is done
evil_d <- You're next, darlin.
kaufman <- Rumour would have it he wants to be spanked.
skagg <- Nice guy :)
Gabe <- HE IS TOBOR.
wirthling <- A floating head.
crabby <- likes crabs.
kramer_vs_kramer <- just a newbie, he admits.
JrnymnNate <- Says he wants to get along but seems to start a lot of fights.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

My personality type :

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sorry- wasn't paying attention.
I swear, I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached to my shoulders... then I'd wind up like wirthling.

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oops. He lost his body, i see...

I wouldn't be surprised if Gabe had it.

Serial Comic ]I[ - What happened to the Captain? by evil_d 9-20-01

Captain Low Rider! Darling! I'm so glad I found you. Veronica, my love! How did you get in here? Can you untie me? I work here, and I can try. How did they capture you, anyway? They fired a gun which frightened a parrot which flew into a wire which opened a trap door under my feet. That scientist is a maniac. Please hurry, I must stop Dr. Kaufman from launching a missile! Averting a nuclear apocalypse and saving the world, that's all you ever think about. And here I stopped specially at Farmer Victoria's Secret on the way over. Okay, that missile can wait ten minutes.

I don't feel like reposting the list. You're up, kaufman.

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Toast in the Machine by kaufman 9-20-01

Come on, Captain Lopez, say those words I want to hear. 10, 9, 8 ... Ready to launch! 10, 9, 8 ... Ready to launch! Read from the manual and tell me how to start this thing. Here it is: Insert bread, turn knob to desired level of darkness, pull down handle. I tell you, anarchistcookbook.com has really gone downhill.

Big Evil Dan <- Stole brother Dave's thunder
DexX <- Posted from Down Under
attitudechicka <- The notorious spanker
evil_d <- Asked me not to rhyme him
kaufman <- If you liked my comic thank ya'
skagg <- Post a comic, so says Simon
Gabe <- Named after a Montana city
wirthling <- Lost his torso, what a pity
crabby <- Wash & wash & rinse and rinse
kramer_vs_kramer <- Won a contest, been gloating since
JrnymnNate <- I'd like to buy a vowel

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Wow... Captain Uterus can last ten minutes? Well, damn, that's better than the guys I seem to find.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I think the first eight minutes consisted of him reading through a dirty farmyard sex magazine...

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