I'm a sharpie for halloween. Isn't my costume convincing?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

my brother went as a tetris block. Would have won the fashion show at his high school, except for the fact that some idiot in his homeroom decided it would be fun to push him around and break his costume.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Okay if this works, I'll post more.

This SHOULD be my friends from working at Fright Fest at Six Flags. Actually, this is the entire haunted house cast. There was another haunted house at six flags, but ours was way better.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Yay, it worked! Now you can see my horrible scanning skills from when I was 17!

The redhead is Rene, one of my better friends. The other two, well they were from Illinois and I've forgotten their names, they worked the front gate.

I owe this man my life. He took me in when I was homeless.

This is Mike. AKA "Bobo"

This is a guy who lives about 1/4 mile from my house and is too good to say hi. The guy on his arm was our pet, who we tried to feed dipin sticks colored sugar to.

Also lives 1/4 mile from me, also too good to say hi. (Before you ask: they're brothers not lovers)

Matty! This is Matty, the "Bad Girl" as it says on his hat.

This is the worst picture I have from then and, unfortunately, the only one I have of me. I'm the one with the puke on her nightgown, the blonde girl is gorgous, her name is Ri. I hate shadows.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Here's the first three (of the second post) again, as they seem to be experiencing some technical difficulties:

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Mediocrity at its most average.

From 1996-2001, I worked for a company called Disguise. They're one of the top mass-market Halloween costume, mask, and accessory manufacturing companies in the U.S., and their parent is the leader in worldwide costume/mask sales. During my (very) fat years, I modeled some of their male plus-size costumes for the catalog and packaging (also, the designers fitted all the costumes to me while designing the prototypes.

Here are the photos that used to grace the costume packaging that were sold in every Wal-Mart, Target, Toys-r-Us, Party City, etc. in the U.S. I don't really like looking at them anymore because I've since lost a lot of weight and I don't even recognize myself, but what the hell...its Halloween and that's the point.

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Don Johnson.

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Don Johnson.

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sexay!

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...and some designer stubble.

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i'm lazy, yet again i go with the scrubs:

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obscenity filter is off

matclarke, are you grabbing that sexy nurse's tush?

i'm giving it a good once over, we go for the full physical later that night

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obscenity filter is off

Damn choad, you do look different now.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

the old choady reminds me of my high school english teacher. minus, of course, the 'Elton' aura he gave off...

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Next week: malpractice.

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I think I make a good cow

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I think I make a good cow

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Dude, Frank, fucking AWESOME POSTERS. AWESOME. Unless that's a Linkin' Park one there at the right.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Bwahahaha.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

N-n-no... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

I'd stake my left nut that it is.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Chicka's peeps' costumes rule(d), but Clown Choad scares the bejezus out of me.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[16:32] am i the only one who laughed his ass off at choad's clown costume picture?
[16:32] probably - I found it disturbing
[16:32] * Jes_L shudders

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

The clown costume is my favorite... or the pose he's in, rather. :)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

It's Ronald McDo-Me!

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