Gotta go with d_Random

Once again, [b]Injokester[b].

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

None were hot, but Externalization's comic was warm.

I was going with d_random, but then InJokester got a chuckle.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Injokester

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

injokester

Okay...It looks like we've reached the end of people's attention spans on this contest. We have but three entrants in this next category--I'll take late entries if they come in. I'll go one more round, just to give it an official end.

Injokester once edged out the competition and wins Best Work-Related Strip.

Contestants--your final round (unless there's a sudden surge in interest or you circulate a petition at your school) is Best Food-Related Strip. I'll allow donors to edit the new restaurant background into their old strips if they so desire.

Voters--Stick with me here for this and one more round. Vote or Die! Whoe has the Best Political Strip?

Freedom's just another word by CHUBBY 10-08-04

Why are Muslims killing American soldiers everyday? Allah Akhbar! They hate our freedom, that's why! Yeah, freedom. Or not. LAURA BUSH! WHY DID YOUR HUSBAND SEND MY SON TO IRAQ TO DIE? SECRET SERVICE! FREEZE, ASSHOLE!

Integration of church and state by CowTipper 1-26-05

Not only does Bush have a mandate of the people... From the way he justifies his actions, you'd think he also had the mandate of heaven. I mean seriously... who died (came back to life three days later) and left him the messiah?

Americanized by Externalization 11-02-04

Please tell me you didn't really vote for Bushitler. No, I had a change of heart while in the booth. I realized who should really be in charge. Who? Oderus Urungus of GWAR. I'm not sure he's eligible. Wasn't he born on another planet or something? Shit! Your right! I've thrown away my vote!

Externalization

Externalization

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Externalization

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AFROMANS MOVE

Externalization

Externalization, by a mile.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

cowtipper for the line "Who died (then came back to life 3 days later)"

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I'm also going to go with Externalization.

In retrospect I should have made at least one political strip last year... (I made a single parody of a political ad that would have made no sense to anyone outside of Australia...)

By my count the tally is d_Random 1, Externalization 2, Injokester 3. Better have a tie-breaker ready...

Best First Strip d_Random
Best Last Strip Injokester
Best Personal Favourite Strip Externalization
Best Relationship Injokester
Best Work Related Strip Injokester
Best Political Strip Externalization (Miracle Pending)

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Late entry:

WW33: O holy night by quodlibet 12-15-04

Roast...ham for dinner? And...three sticks of coal per person? We wanted to make it up for bombing your holy city of Fallujah on Ramadan. Fair's fair, right?

CowTipper

The tipper is hipper.

The lobbiests for these strips each present a good case. I keep flip-floppnig here.
I'm splitting my vote between CHUBBY and quodlibet.

They say the important thing is that we participate in the process.

Externalization walked away with Best Political Strip. Now onto our final competition, barring any ties.

Voters: Give me some sugar in the Best Food-Related Strip category!

Godiva by CHUBBY 12-03-04

Remember when we were dating? What about it? You used to buy me huge boxes of gourmet chocolate. We'd sit there and stuff our faces until we were almost sick. I remember. What changed? I wanted to look at you naked without throwing up.

Enjoy Goya by Externalization 4-12-04

BLAAAAARGH! What's the matter with you? I just tried some Goya Jamaican-style ginger beer. And you didn't like it? It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's ass is invited!

Alien Office - office x-mas party by d_Random 12-17-04

1:30pm at the Office Yea! It's christmas goodie day! shut up. Everybody likes goodie day! Free food at the office! If I wanted diarrhea I would eat at the cafeteria. Man, you're a christmas grinch. Fine, enjoy your yuletide E. Coli meatballs and Hepatitis B cheese ball.

Temple of Love 1: Lindt, the Swiss Seducer by quodlibet 11-16-04

Oh, Lenny, isn't this view wonderful? It reminds me of our honeymoon here ten years ago! Why, yes, dear, back when we were young and svelte. Oh, Lenny, do you think we can make it again? Do you think you can trust me after my torrid love affair? I don't know, dear. You still haven't given him up! You receive his boxes by mail-order every single day! But, darling, it's Lindt! How can I resist his smooth creamy filling? His wonderful odour! Unwrapping him so slowly from his sheath -- licking his balls, so pregnant with pleasure? Are you telling me that I'm no better than a box of imported chocolates?

Chowdown by CowTipper 4-06-04

Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order? Yeah, gimme a burger, fries and a shake. Oh, and supersize that. Alright, anything else? Oh yeah, and I'm gonna sue your company because your burgers made me fat. Well sir, I'm not entirely sure that that's our fault --- Any food can make you fat if you eat to much of it. Yeah, but this is the only place I eat, so it must be your fault.

One sixth of a vote to everyone.

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AFROMANS MOVE

All these comics were funny, but only one made me laugh Externally.

I love eating boxes and boxes of chocolates, but it makes me quite CHUBBY.

I can't decide so I'm willing to sell my vote to the highest bidder.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I bid... two cameos and a blowjob!