I'm not a moron, I'm a Hugh Jass. Although I do more than my share of dicking around.

BTW- as long as we're here, I thought I'd say this: PUT ME IN YOUR FAVORITES OR ELSE I'LL CONDMEN YOU TO HELL WHEN YOU DIE! (or something similarly bad)

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

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I think the alter-ego crap is really boring as all hell. Kaufman's mystery contest is a great idea, but half the people who are playing in it are morons who can't keep their identities secret because they just HAVE to dick around.

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Well, Neovid, you forgot to mark the "Do Not Display E-mail Address" box, so, everyone knew who you were anyway.

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why don't you try turning the insults down a notch?

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steady on lady.

he was merely expressing an opinion

and ill be frank, it isnt his own exclusive opinion. you have been quite viscious of late, that post being a good example and i little turn of the anger nob to the lower end of the scale wouldnt go a miss

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I fear no-one would ever see me again,

hooray for me, I've been "spared"

It's just not the same unless Andy's Maw's saying it.

I only wish I were half the man you are Jessica, I've obviously missed the whole point of life, you call me a moron, I ask you to turn it down a notch, but your insecurities get the better of you once again and more insults follow.

I only hope that when I'm 27 I've reached the same level of maturity you have.

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Ladyj, I don't want this to turn into a "beat up on ladyj" session, but I have to say that I agree with skagg. The past few weeks your reactions have become increasingly harsh. Is everything okay?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

My point exactly, or at least, that's what it was originally, but I got flamed for it, and I suppose, I should have turned the other cheek instead of fighting fire with fire, but, it's hard when someone is RIGHT IN YOUR FACE,

you know?

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You're just annoyed because you were dim enough to let your secret identity get out.

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If you read this, you're crap.

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick.

This is proof that people only see the negative, and I'm not just talking about myself.

The truth of the matter is that I really took Kajun's earlier (a week or two ago?) critique of me under careful consideration. I determined that it was time to step it down a notch, and I did so. I backed off a GREAT DEAL, in fact. I did not do a complete 180, however, because it is not something I would be able to keep up, and it would be in direct conflict with reality - something with which I'm quite in touch.

The Brad situation is probably something I should have done in private. I misrepresented what I was really thinking, and I've already apologized for that. That has nothing to do with any of you, and it's for Brad to determine if he forgives me, not any of you.

Moreover, stating my opinion that the alter egos are boring is not in any way out of line. I've been more mild about my opinions than most of you, in fact.

So how about all you pots and kettles get back into your glass houses and put down your goddamned stones? K?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

And one more thing, Kajun. My opinion about the alternate identities was NOT EVEN DIRECTED AT YOU. The jump up my ass part was, because you flipped shit at me. Reread the thread, if you doubt me.

I haven't even been paying attention to whose IDs are whose. All I know is that there've been people who've outed themselves (prior to being eliminated) because they were dicking around. If you're one of them, that's just more evidence that you put yourself in my ready-made category of twits, not that I made the category around you.

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I didn't reveal my identity until I was voted out (although Andy figured it out before then), it was the tone of your post, calling us "morons" and accusing us of "dicking about". You'll notice, there isn't one thread that doesn't eventually resort to dicking about, that's kind of the point/fun of these forums.

If the next time I see Andy, I tell him how much fun I had shagging his Maw the previous night, he'd punch me right in the face, and if he invited me to play the biscuit game I'd do the same (punch him, not return the invitation).

but here it's all taken in good fun,

I just took your post to be a little harsh, and I asked you to tone it down, I was hardly flipping shit at you, it was you that asked me to jump up your ass and compared me to Nate. Which was pretty harsh, I mean, I'm not THAT bad!

I never mentioned the Brad situation, that's between you and him, and to be honest I didn't really think we had a situation.

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Tune in again tomorrow for another episode of: "As The World Turns".

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I fear no-one would ever see me again,

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LADYJ 2 by crabby 12-30-01

Go stab yourself right in the eye you no good cuntsplash. You only fail to see the negative in everything why can't you see the whole picture like only I can. Hey LadyJ you've seemed a little on edge lately is everything ok. Trapped Jesus in a can. Why can't you people stop being so narrow minded and see that everyone deserves to be yelled at. I'm simply stating my opinion that the whole alternate name thing is dumb. Ok, but don't you think you could maybe turn it down a notch? You think maybe you could go somewhere and die? Go back and reread everything and you'll see that everything I said is exactly right. You know what I just went back and re read everything, but I don't wanna fight with you so I guess you were right about everything.

sucking up to the regs i see. I just about as much weight in posts as some people around here, I'll have you know. I'm not just another joshw. And u'r stabbin me in the back, man!

I havn't been on messenger or around here as much cause my sys is down again.

engh... I take it back before I get in trouble over it. Sorry, just messin with ya.
just comon, I'm trying to clear my name...

Hmmm...

Not much action in the Fights Go Here forum.

Oh, you mean the one that was originally designed to have fights go in it?

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Oh fuck no. Let this one run. Easily one of the best threads ive seen in a while.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Crabby has every motherfucker that ever posted a comic here on his favourites list but me. It goes without saying that I'm deeply ambivalent about it.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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Crabby has every motherfucker that ever posted a comic here on his favourites list but me. It goes without saying that I'm deeply ambivalent about it.

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Sorry guys. If it makes you feel any better the problem has been fixed.

I apologize again.

I'm not on Crabby or Bunner's lists. Heh. Must be a bug in the new server set-up or something.

Right? Guys?

Guys??

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