im sure thats been on the colossal geek thread before now

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Greetings from the Disputed Territories of Toboria!

Our chamber of commerce says The Disputed Territories of Toboria is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass -- concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 40%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales.

Crime is relatively low. Toboria's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pink donkey.

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"She began striking him in the head as she continued to sit on Jamsa's chest. An autopsy revealed he died of asphyxiation."

First Pay List Saved From Trash

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Hope for Jacko.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Handcuffs the new 'must-have' for German women. A-men!

Atomic Lab Cops Do Job, Get Fired

Lady Liberty

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Just keep that camera angle where it is pal!

implosionworld.com

PATRON SAINT TOPICS. Help me find a funny one!
(And dibs on this for a comic contest topic, some year.)

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Harding plans to make boxing debut. "After giving Paula Jones a good pummeling on the Fox network show ``Celebrity Boxing'' last March, Harding said she's ready to get into the ring for real." Anyone got the tape?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"To most of us, John Denver was an unremarkable, middle-of-the-road country star. But to a growing number of disciples, including Australians, he was a prophet."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Freaky flippin spiders.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This type of behavior is totally unacceptable but makes for great videos. Too bad it didn’t get taped.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Greetings from the Disputed Territories of Toboria!

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The Commonwealth of Afsponistan has founded a bloc named Lowpasia, if anyone's interested in joining.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I have set up the Commonwealth of Put-in-Bay in the great lakes region, but... I can't fucking log on.
It's been nothing but error messages since I created my nation.

"I'm sorry we're down."
"I'm sorry, we have bandwidth issues."
"I'm sorry, but the maximun of 40 users are already logged on. Try back later."
"I'm sorry, but the maximun of 50 users are already logged on. Try back later."
"Christ on a crutch, pal, can't you take a hint?"
"Go away."

The usual.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

That's basically poor man's napalm. It works great in Molotov cocktails because it sticks to shit and burns and cases maximum ignition. I mean.. if you're into that sort of thing.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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I have set up the Commonwealth of Put-in-Bay in the great lakes region, but... I can't fucking log on.
It's been nothing but error messages since I created my nation.

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Not that there's much happening even if you do manage to get in. The UN is down, and new issues aren't being sent out.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Fu-king bu-acrocy!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Low-tech clock.

Regarding Nation States, Max Bary (a Melburnian like me, as it turns out) only made the game to promote his new book. he had no idea that it would prove to be so popular, and his girly little server is overwhelmed. He is looking into getting a better now (and already has, incidentally - maximum concurrent logins jumped from 50 to 80 overnight).

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Semen

Hash and Weed Festival

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Sims gone bad.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

New entry for Spankling's resume: U. N. Weapons Inspector.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I actually passed on that. Or did I put it in the Political fights thread?

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PATRON SAINT TOPICS. Help me find a funny one!
(And dibs on this for a comic contest topic, some year.)

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And why was I NOT suprised that there was no patron saint of sodomy, cornholing, or molestation of choir boys?? I think the Catholic church would have had that one wrapped up first!! >;)

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

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PATRON SAINT TOPICS. Help me find a funny one!
(And dibs on this for a comic contest topic, some year.)

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And why was I NOT suprised that there was no patron saint of sodomy, cornholing, or molestation of choir boys?? I think the Catholic church would have had that one wrapped up first!! >;)

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But there isn't one AGAINST these things...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Yay!

That's a weird surname you've got there. How do you pronounce it?

He's hiding the fact his surname is "Assface".

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.