...right hard bumming...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

...and ready for a fine glass of Chateaux Neuf de Pape and...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

...a posting from the CNA (Cliche Necrophiles Association)...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

...who, it happens, was having its end-of-the-year barbeque when...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

........all of the sudden someone screamed........

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

..."THIS ISN'T FUNNY!", but it really was, because we all know that he who gets a sucking chest wound sees...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

... the proof is in the pudding (a colorless, flavourless pudding that can corrode all the teeth of the average, full-grown, south american...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...pit viper imitator, which is just another name for...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

... my puffy white hairy ass ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

..which I was in the process of scratching when suddenly the universe imploded, leaving behind no objects whatsoever, nor any space for them to exist, nor any time for them to do anything, which meant that the ultimate run-on sentence was forced to an abrupt, screeching...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

...barndance...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

...and life was normal again, except for the chickens in the...

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

...shower...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

... of burning fetuses), a rare condition of a culture that supports such inhumane atrocities as the random testing of hallucinogenic, gene-altering drugs on unsuspecting...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...mutated goose llamas, which are as close to evolution as the...

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

...wet, sloppy camel farts, often observed in captivity by very gay...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

...primates that happen to...

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

...have a disorder where they cant stop humping....

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...men of distinction, whose distinctions become less distinct as the humping distinctly continues, and one can distinguish distinctly in the distance a...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

....Freakishly Small.......

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...penis...

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

..that has had 1 to many....

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...penises....

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

...stuffed up its...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

...penis, and had one too many pancakes penised into its stuff...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.