Apartment 2B by Beeko180 3-20-10

Dude, were you using my computer? Why? There's tic tac peppermints laying all over the floor and desk. Oh that, I like to spit them out before they get too sour. Tic Tacs Don't get sour. Ok, I like to spit them out.

Apartment 2B by Beeko180 3-20-10

So, what do you do for a living? I listen to their screams of absolute agony as I gorge myself on their arms, brains, neck and legs. Tasting the sweet juice pouring out of their half-skinless body of which is sure to be blood... W-What? Nothing. But you just said- I was reading John McCain's Journal.

Apartment 2B by Beeko180 3-20-10

Hi I'm from the Latter Day Saints program, and I'm here to ask if you have welcomed god into your life? I will give you one million- SLAM! Come again? One million lies in the hope that you will become- SLAM!

Apartment 2B by Beeko180 3-20-10

Can you explain to me, why on earth the car is upside down on the roof of our house? Honestly, I can't even remember what I had for dinner last night. How much did you drink? Honestly I can't even remember what angles I used on your mum last night. My what? Nothing.

 

Apartment 2B by Beeko180 3-20-10

Hey can I play your wii? Yeah, use the black one though. What?

 

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Ok, now the last one was fuuuuuunny

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Most of them were pretty great, I thought.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I think you're improving.

This one is spectacular: 

Apartment 2B by Beeko180 3-20-10

Hi I'm from the Latter Day Saints program, and I'm here to ask if you have welcomed god into your life? I will give you one million- SLAM! Come again? One million lies in the hope that you will become- SLAM!

 

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Thanks! Here are some of my latest-

Ode to Aylear by Beeko180 3-20-10

Knock Knock. Come in. Please sit down. Would you like some tea? Faggot.

Tribute to Lord_Vodek by Beeko180 3-20-10

Jesus is gay. How do you know that? BECAUSE I AM JESUS!!! Why do you have to carry that cut-out around everywhere you go? Honestly, it's attracting some unwanted attention.

Holiday by Beeko180 3-20-10

I'm going on a holiday for the weekend. Can I have a kiss goodbye? I'm gay.

Frosticles the Snowman by Beeko180 3-23-10

Hands up! I have no arms! Hands up, or I blow your frosty butt from here to Hong Kong. I HAVE NO ARMS!!!! Three... Two- ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF? I HAVE NO BLOODY ARMS!

 

Melvin and the Mexican Bunny by Beeko180 3-23-10

YOU SHOWED MY WIFE THAT?! Hey, you should have seen all the comments I got for it on youtube.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Venus Fly Trap by Beeko180 3-23-10

There once was a Venus Fly Trap that swallowed a fly. Wait what? Are you fucking kidding me? You're on your own buddy.

Pay Attention To The Door by Beeko180 3-23-10

I see you Jeff. Really? Hey, where are you?

Roger and Neal- Snakes by Beeko180 3-23-10

Hey, have you seen my pet snake? Snakes shouldn't be trapped in glass boxes. I think they should be set free. Help...

Guide My Sleigh by Beeko180 3-23-10

Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight? Are you making fun of my nose? No. Oh I think you are. And just for the record buster, I have these horns for a reason. Where's Santa? Intensive Care.

 

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Home Sweet Home by Beeko180 3-26-10

Honey I'm- Home.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Apartment 2B-- (Season 2) by Beeko180 3-26-10

All I'm saying is that you shouldn't go out with her. HA!!! Why are you in my room?

Apartment 2B by Beeko180 3-26-10

Who are you and why are you knocking on my door? I am the Mystery Man. I am here to offer you my services. What do you serve? I work for the government. I give people mystery boxes for five dollars per box. Yes Mr. Governor, I would like to have a refund on this mystery box I got from the Mystery Man. There was nothing in it. What Mystery Man?

Apartment 2B by Beeko180 3-26-10

If this is about the multiple man-slaughter, fraud, grand-theft auto, robbery, accessory to murder, copyright infringement, assault and sexual harassment, I can totally explain that. Please explain. It was a cheap and tasteless joke and so is this. So is what? You.

Apartment 2B-- CC: 448 by Beeko180 3-26-10

Our special at Mucky Burger today is deep fried Hamburger Meal. What's in it? Deep Fried Hamburger. That's very straight forward what do you normally drink here when your off duty? Pee.

Apartment 2B by Beeko180 3-26-10

So Mr. Priest why did you ring the doorbell? Jesus told me to. Sir why did you drive your car into the side of this nightclub? Jesus told me to. What?!

 

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Apartment 2B by Beeko180 3-26-10

Tell me, why exactly do we have a christmas tree set up in the middle of March? I want to see if Santa will come. Dude, have you ever wondered why we wait until the end of the year? No, why do we wait until the end of the year? Because it takes Santa 11 and a half months to get in the sleigh.

Apartment 2B by Beeko180 3-26-10

Have you been experiencing any excitement lately that may or may not be caused by overdose of any particular medications? I'm going ask you that one more time, and if you point to my tits I'm going strangle you.

Apartment 2B by Beeko180 3-26-10

I suppose this is the end. I'll miss you buddy. Miss me? How could you miss me when you're dead? I have the last parachute, BYE! What are you looking at?

Apartment 2B by Beeko180 3-26-10

Tard Boy, you're a comic star. What's it like to have the entire world love you for who you are? I'm sad and lonely. Cool. Let's go shoot other sad and lonely people. Why? To make my being sad and lonely seem more important.

Apartment 2B by Beeko180 3-26-10

TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED! A-A truck ran over me. THEN WHAT HAPPENED!!!!! I fell off a cliff and landed in a cactus field. AND?! Godzilla is real.

 

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

A new comic series, about a stickman called Charlie who leads a very unlucky life, here are the first five-

Charlie's Unlucky Moments by Beeko180 3-31-10

There came a time in Charlies life where he met a girl and something he didn't want to happen, happened anyway. I'm pregnant. Unfortunately, Charlie was paralysed throughout his entire body, rendering him unable to beat the living hell out of his girlfriend.

Charlie's Unlucky Moments by Beeko180 3-31-10

Charlie got through his paralysis and managed to get better through the help of an alien. He tried to thank the alien. But, evidently the alien had taken out Charlie's voicebox in return for fixing his paralysis. At this point Charlie had promptly lip-mouthed the words "I hate you"

Charlie's Unlucky Moments by Beeko180 4-01-10

Charlie then met a pink donkey, who gave him a voice box. Unfortunately the voicebox was stolen from the morgue, so eminently he was sentenced to 3 years in jail.