... suddenly TOBOR cornholed childofthecorn for messing up one of the longest running threads on stripcreator and then....

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

this really weird looking old lady named Fran StickleMyer was spotted in the alley behind wal-mart taking illgeal drugs and trying to kid nap innocent children she was sent to the local prison where she was thrown in jail and in her cell was this really.....

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...ugly bag of peas with the name "Chonnie" on it, and then...

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

...a herd of wild pink donkies walked by, with their cry of "I STK IT IN I PUMP I CUM OMGWTF!!!!!111one", just as...

... Fran decided to capture a young girl named Connie, also known as " Congested Connie", and take her back to her lair to switch her head with another boy named Mcpeter Farson, who had followed Fran thinking she was his grandmother, then Fran decided to switch the heads at dawn the next day, but then...

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

...then TOBOR cornholed the living shit out of childofthecorn, who begged TOBOR to 'put it in my mouth', which TOBOR responded to by making a high-pitched, ululating whistle sound, and held childofthecorn's mouth open, at which time a herd of purple, outraged, psoriatic, grape-juice-and-graham-cracker-addict lemmings, still in their work clothes, appeared as if from the very mist itself, stampeding towards the struggling mouth of the thoroughly cornholed childofthecorn...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...who was quickly subdued by the frenzied mob of rodents, which then proceeded to drag his misbegotten carcass off to the Arena of Throbbing Pain, where he was forced to face the grossest, vilest, most boil-infested, insanity-inducing horror known to man; the one known to many as...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

...gloalth, a hag who knew childofthecorn was a GIRL, and who also knew that childofthecorn actually wasnt the victim of those hideous crimes, but it was actualy childofthecorn's evil twin,childofthecorn2, who was very bad and was used in all of the terrible expiraments,and will also be the one to face the terrible gloalth, not the normal childofthecorn, so the evil twin ran to find the gloath hag but only found...

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

...the Secret of Ultimate Stain-Fighting Power, which marketers for years have spoken of only in awed tones, and which can be used to create...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

..really boring infomericals that you watch even though you arent really going to buy the thing but you still watch it until suddenly out of the corner of your eye you see the biggest nonpenis...

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...codpiece between the legs of George W. Bush, covering up a member so tiny that he...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...compensates by begging God to give him the green light to make war upon people with bigger penises...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

..and bigger stuffs...

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...with bigger pancakes in it, put there by an ancient Incan tribal penising technique, in which two ketchup-lathered spotted salamanders...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...invented the concept of $19.95 (later stolen by Ron Popeil), but then quickly fell victim to a...

...splinter-ridden, spike-filled club that belongs to...

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

...the living basis for the caricature of Aunt Jemima, who was actually a Saguaro Cactus with an eating disorder...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

..caused by her lack of nutrious pancakes...

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...manufactured using the penises of Frenchmen...

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

...'s penis.......

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

... that he fed to a....

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

..steaming gnu, which was in season and looking for a nice, juicy...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...Pussy that was very much infested with...

...hobo spiders, on loan from the Spankling estate, which was undergoing a much-needed...

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What others say about boorite!

...wallpaper supply, for the walls had seafoam green paint on them and the banker/loaners decided it was time for a change with screeching monkeys on the wallpaper and enjoy it, but before the wallpaper was up the banker/loaners were going to...

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.